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"Who can afford not to moisturize?"
"I envy you. How do you stay so slimy?"
Thick Skin Lotion
"I couldn't call you right back. I'd just moisturized my hands and didn't want to sludge my screen."
'Need... Skin moisturizer...'
'This anti-ageing cream is well past it's sell-by date!'
'How about some lip balm for those dry lips?'
'Really' Old Razors.
'She used too much skin cream and slipped out of bed.'
'I've finally found a moisturizer that really works!'
'My strawberry cleansing cream, sesame oil skin moisturiser, and goat's milk soap have ruined my diet. At this rate I won't fit into my wedding gown.'
My strawberry cleansing cream, sesame oil skin moisturizer and goat's milk soap have ruined my diet.
'It doesn't look good, Shirley -- We're down to our last jar of moisturizer!'
'With all the tanning lotion, sun block and moisturizers, we're more coated with batter than the onion rings!'
"We're headin' into town. 'Course I'm gonna moisturize."
"Have you got anything for chapped lips...?"