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"I've heard laughter is the best medicine."
"I swear, since I started sleeping with that bar of soap under my pillow I haven't had nearly as many brain cramps."
The drugs budget needs cutting, so Mrs Miggins will be seeing what she can provide using frogspawn and twigs.'
"Time for your St. John's Wort."
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'It's a suggestion from your health care provider. Read one of these jokes every hour. Laughter is the best medicine.'
'This prescription will stimulate your funny bone which will cause you to laugh. We both know that laughter is the best medicine.'
"I tried an apple a day, I tried chicken soup, I tried vitamin C..."
Tags:chicken soup, chicken soups, vitamin c, apple, apples, vitamin, vitamins, healthy living, health food, health foods, a doctor a day, checkup, checkups, physician, physicians, check up, check ups, check-up, check-ups, home medicine, home remedy, home remedies, remedy, folk medicine, folk medicines, medical advice
Feed a fever.
'Turns out it was starve a cold, feed a fever.'
'The doctor won't see you unless you can confirm that you haven't had an apple a day...'
'The same thing happened yesterday. I've got it...an apple a day.'
'I've become resistant to antibiotics, but what I dread is a shot of whisky in a cup of hot tea.'
'The company now offers one sweet, well-rounded health plan with 24/7 coverage...an apple a day.'
'You're in perfect health: Laughter must really be the best medicine...'
'An apple a day keeps the teacher at bay.'
"Here, let me put some ointment on your bug bite. I made it myself from cayenne powder, licorice root and mugwort leaves blended with that vanilla pudding I made last week. Hmm...it's not here."
Tags:baldo, home remedy, home remedies, folk medicine, folk medicines, superstition, superstitions, superstitious, herbal medicine, herbal medicines, food as medicine, foods as medicine, dip, dips, ointment, ointments, bug bite, bug bites, allergic reaction, allergic reactions, grandparent, grandparents, grandmothers
'Since laughter is the best medicine, I have a joke, Hee, Hee, Haw,Ha!...that could simply wipe out your Infectious Mononucleosis!'
Words Can Never Harm You!
"This is all before my thyme of course..."
"About your 'Apple A Day' prescription...no charge for MacIntosh, but there's a copay for Honeycrisp."
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