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hospital, hospitals, medical, medicine, doctor, doctors, patient, patients, health, health care, healthcare, operation, operations, operating, o.r., o.r.s, or, ors, operating room, operating rooms, operation room, operation rooms, surgery, surgeries, surgeon, surgeons, nurse, clear, cupid, cupids, eros, bow, bows, arrow, arrows, bow and arrow, shooting, love, valentine's day, valentines day, myth, myths, legend, legends, heart, hearts, heart surgery, heart surgeries, heart surgeon, heart surgeons, cardiologist, cardiologists, cardiology"Hey, c'mon. This isn't brain surgery."
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hospital, hospitals, medical, medicine, doctor, doctors, patient, patients, health, health care, healthcare, operation, operations, operating, o.r., o.r.s, or, ors, operating room, operating rooms, operation room, operation rooms, surgery, surgeries, surgeon, surgeons, nurse, brain surgery, brain surgeries, difficult, word play, wordplay"Would you please refrain from texting while I'm operating!"
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hospital, hospitals, medical, medicine, doctor, doctors, patient, patients, health, health care, healthcare, surgery, surgeries, surgeon, surgeons, operation, operations, or, ors, o.r., o.r.s, operation room, operation rooms, operating room, operating rooms, operating, mid-operation, texting, text, texts, message, messages, messaging, phone, phones, cellphone, cellphones, cell phone, cell phones, cellular phone, cellular phones, mobile phone, mobile phones, smart phone, smart phones, smartphone, smartphones, addict, addicts, addictions, addicted to texting, addicted to smartphone, addicted to phone, smartphone addiction, texting addiction, phone addiction, refrain, stop, interrupting, technology, modern life, millennial, millennials, communication, youth, youths, teen, teens, teenager"Now we'd like to ask the audience to name an organ to remove."
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hospital, hospitals, medical, medicine, doctor, doctors, patient, patients, health, health care, healthcare, operation, operations, surgery, surgeries, surgeon, surgeons, nurse, or, o.r., ors, o.r.s, operating room, operating rooms, operating theatre, operating theatres, operating theater, operating theaters, improv, improvisation, theatre, theatres, theater, theaters, audience, ask the audience, organ, organs, vital organ, vital organs, body, bodies, human body, human bodies, anatomy, remove, take out, word play, wordplay"O.K.—I've got the tongue."
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hospital, hospitals, medical, medicine, doctor, doctors, patient, patients, health, health care, healthcare, operation, operations, operating, o.r., o.r.s, or, ors, operating room, operating rooms, operation room, operation rooms, surgery, surgeries, surgeon, surgeons, tongue, tongues, animal, animals, talking animal, talking animals, talking cat, talking cats, cat, feline, felines, cats, cat got your tongue, expression, expressions, wordplay, word play"For six or more gallstones we add an eighteen percent gratuity.''
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hospital, hospitals, clinic, clinics, doctor's office, doctor's offices, medical, medicine, doctor, doctors, patient, patients, health, health care, healthcare, bill, bills, billing, money, medical bill, medical bills, medical costs, medical billing, gratuity, gratuities, service charge, tip, tips, tipping, tipping culture, operation, operations, operating, o.r., o.r.s, or, ors, surgery, surgeries, surgeon, surgeons, gallstone, gallstones"Damn it, nurse! I didn't ask for a twenty. I asked for a ten and two fives."
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hospital, hospitals, medical, medicine, doctor, doctors, nurse, patient, patients, health, health care, healthcare, operation, operations, operating, o.r., o.r.s, or, ors, operating room, operating rooms, operation room, operation rooms, surgery, surgeries, surgeon, surgeons, money, change, making change, cash, twenty, tens, fives, bill, bills, currency, request, requests"Which one is the scalpel? I'm here on workfare."
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hospital, hospitals, doctor, doctors, patient, patients, health, health care, healthcare, operation, operations, operating, o.r., o.r.s, or, ors, operating room, operating rooms, operation room, operation rooms, surgery, surgeries, surgeon, surgeons, scalpel, scalpels, social security, welfare, social safety net, workfare, employment, unemployment, incompetent, incompetents, incompetence, dangerous, risky, questionable, suspicious, irresponsible, modern life"Magic wand, stat!"
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hospital, hospitals, medical, medicine, doctor, doctors, patient, patients, health, health care, healthcare, operation, operations, operating, o.r., o.r.s, or, ors, operating room, operating rooms, operation room, operation rooms, surgery, surgeries, surgeon, surgeons, joke, jokes, practical joke, practical jokes, joker, jokers, prank, pranks, prankster, pranksters, joking, pranking, humor, humour, childish, immature, unprofessional, unprofessional conduct, inappropriate, fooling around"If I knew where I'd lost the sponge, it wouldn't be lost, now, would it?"
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