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"This is not going to help my Messianic complex, doctor."
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"He's good with crops, but slow to respond in an emergency."
"This gives my confidence a real boost."
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"And please let Alan Greenspan accept the things he cannot change, give him the courage to change the things he can and the wisdom to know the difference."
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"A word to the wise. When the gods speak, they'd better say 'across-the-board tax cut."
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"How do you like our Wednesday-night get-togethers?"
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"We wish you gave us enough sense to avoid all this cholesterol, salt and all these additives."
Tags:saying grace, grace, worship, cholesterol, salt, added salt, additive, additives, prayer, prayers, pray, praying, worshiping, worship, worshipping, dinner, dinners, meal, meals, faith, faiths, giving thanks, healthy eating, healthy living, healthy food, modern life, cholesterol level, cholesterol levels, self restraint, self control
"Is nothing sacred?"
Put it in writing!
"Looks like your sacrifice fly wasn't enough to appease the Gods."
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"I meant 'go and make disciples' after the sermon, Bob."
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'The dollar is down, so he's worshiping the Euro.'
The wages of sin is death! 'Boy, sinners must have a TERRIBLE union!'
National Cat Owner Monument.
'Lord we worship the water you walk on.'
'Get used to it. The first ten minutes of each meeting is devoted to ancestor worship.'
Worshiping the TV.
'They're very advanced. They pray to a god called 'Dow Jones.''
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'Not another powerpoint sermon!'
'I'd like to attract them with dynamic preaching, but I'm not above luring them with sugar.'
'No thank you brother Tuck! The abbot feels you may have misunderstood the meaning of pie-ous.'
'I'm told the natives are quite technologically advances here - they worship Mark Zuckerberg.'
'We thank you for this food, but we wish you gave us enough sense to avoid all this cholesterol, salt and all these additives.'
The god iPhad