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'What I like most about my mom is that she always supersizes her hugs.'
"Sure, pat down strangers all day, but I ask for one little hug..."
'Try to be patient - my feelings for you are still downloading.'
'How come you don't put your arm around me when we're at the movies?'
'Okay, maybe you're right! Maybe there is something more than snuggling and cuddling... But not for you man! Not for you!'
'It's like, sex is one thing, but don't be fondling my back-fat unless you're ready to commit,'
'Why do we never cuddle anymore?'
'Are you licking me or the jam on my face?'
'What's the matter with you two - static cling, or something?'
'He loves you - he just has a funny way of showing it!'
"I don't think my humans love me. They never post any videos of me."