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'I'm thinking of buying myself one of those pork pie hats.'
'Do you find the roast to have a faint 'woody' taste?' 'Could be, I couldn't find the carving knife so I used my band saw... cuts like butter.'
"We've bonded because we have something in common - Thanksgiving dinner."
'Mom, that's not fair! Dad got an apple and I don't!'
Man at restaurant is presented with his roast pig, as the pigs grieving family look on.
'What's the use of trying to save an animal that doesn't want to live?'
"I just had a horrible dream - I was wallowing in apple sauce."