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'Happens every Autumn. I find a girl I like and she ends up falling for some other guy.'
"The most affectionate creature in the world is a wet dog." - Ambrose Bierce
"He gets all his hugs at work."
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'Marmaduke always remembers who gives him treats.'
'He doesn't love me as much as he loves my nachos.'
"He was a very good boy."
"There's a twenty in it for you if you just keep moving."
Tags:cupid, cupid's arrow, cupids arrow, unwanted, unwanted attention, unwanted advance, flirt, flirts, valentine, valentine's day, valentines day, february 14, flirtation, flirtations, bribe, bribes, bribing, bribery, affection, affections, love, feminist, feminists, feminism, strong woman, strong women
Just a month into their divorce, Joyce began to sense that she and Ron were subtly competing for their kids' affection.
"Someday, when he ignores you, you'll really like him!"
Tags:dog, dogs, large dog, large dogs, big dog, big dogs, giant dog, giant dogs, lapdog, lapdogs, lap dog, lap dogs, lap-dog, lap-dogs, cuddle, cuddles, cuddling, cuddler, cuddlers, snuggle, snuggles, snuggling, snuggler, snugglers, needy, neediness, huge, huge dog, huge dogs, affection, affections, affectionate
"They used to play with me all day long, and I was the center of their world...but not anymore!...Each of them bought a tablet."
Tags:dog, dogs, pup, pups, puppy, puppies, canine, canines, pet, pets, pet dog, pet dogs, dog owner, dog owners, dog lover, dog lovers, tablet, tablets, tablet pc, tablet pcs, gadget, gadgets, priority, prioritise, prioritize, new toy, new toys, replacement, affections, family pet, family pets, neglect, neglecting, negligence
The good ol' days.
Tags:cave, caves, cave man, cave men, caveman, cavemen, anniversary, anniversaries, present, presents, gift, gifts, rock, rocks, boulder, boulders, husband, husbands, wife, wives, affection, affections, love, loves, loving, lover, lovers, couple, couples, partner, partners, the flying mccoys, flying mccoys
"Do you have to do that even when it's not Valentine's Day?"
Tags:family, family life, family-life, wives, husband, husbands, mothers, mom, moms, embarrassing, embarrassment, embarrassments, parent, parents, valentines, valentines day, kid, sons, wife, mother, husband, father, kids, son, holiday, valentine's day, love, affection, kiss, kissing, public display, public displays, affections
Tortoise hiding as he gives a girl flowers.
'Ooh, let me see... I'm hungry for affection?'
'My dad's very kind to animals. Yesterday he put his shirt on a horse that was scratched.'
"I don't know why you don't like Frederico. He always says good things about you."
Tags:baldo, lie, lies, liar, liars, low self-esteem, self-esteem issue, self-esteem issues, affection, affections, affectionate, reject, rejects, rejection, rejections, dislike, dislikes, disliking, compliment, compliments, take a compliment, taking a compliment, complimentary, gossip, gossips, gossiping
"Tia Carmen, have I said recently how glad I am you live with us?"
How to approach someone to hug for the first time...
'I've come for my wife's cat. She worries more about that damned cat than she does me."
'You're still my main man, Igor- the monster is just science!'
53. The Slow, Here I Come Hug.'
Macho Marriage Bureau,
Alone Shark and A Loan Shark.
'He loves you - he just has a funny way of showing it!'
Man with photos of cakes on his desk