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'Who gets the soup with the fly in it?'
'Look! A rock hard body in 90 days!'
'Would you like that organic, locally grown, carbon neutral, fair trade, trans fat-free, sugar-free, gluten-free and peanut-free?'
'The only vegan item on the menu is the menu itself.'
'I'm trying a beer diet: lager for breakfast, bock for lunch, and IPA for dinner. So far, I'm losing 2 days per week.'
'I'm taking you off that banana diet, Mrs Smith!'
Now, who ordered the vegetarian meal?
'These prices are making me feel sick, Dear!'
"I'm on one of those low calorie, no cholesterol, low sodium, no flavor diets!"
"Because anything but lite beer makes me feel bloated."