Search by Search ID or Tag or use the Advanced Search
"And just remember: Daddy got you out of that nasty pet store because he hopes you'll act really cute and friendly in the park, especially around attractive, single women."
Tags:animal, animals, talking animal, talking animals, talking pet, talking pets, pet, pets, pet owner, pet owners, talking dog, talking dogs, dog, dogs, canine, canines, dog owner, dog owners, puppy, puppies, pet store, pet stores, pet shop, pet shops, relationship, relationship, relationship issues, relationship problems, looking for love, desperate, single, singles, bachelor, bachelors, attracting women, man, men, bait, strategy, strategies, dating, meeting women, dog park, dog parks, dog run, dog runs
"Watch yourself, dude. I hear she has salmonella."
Tags:date, dating, meeting women, pulling, pulling women, picking up, chicks, bar scene, single, singles, bar, bars, chicken, chickens, rooster, roosters, cook, cooks, cooking, salmonella, v.d., s.t.d., vd, std, sti, s.t.i., venereal disease, sexually transmitted infection, slut shaming, slut-shaming
"Good morning. I'm Craig Nisbet, and I'm trying to meet women."
Tags:meet women, meeting women, pickup artist, pickup artists, ulterior motive, ulterior motives, motive, motives, motivation, motivations, motivating, chat up women, chat up, chats up, chatting up, political campaign, political campaigns, politician, politicians, pamphlet, pamphlets, harass, harasses, harassing, harassment, solicitor, solicitors, soliciting, solicitation
By borrowing his niece every Friday night, Vern had found a surefire way to meet women.
"Stop me if you heard me say 'stop me if you've heard me say this before.'"
Tags:boring people, boring person, boring conversation, boring conversations, converse, converses, conversing, cocktail party, chat up, chats up, chatting up, hit on, hits on, hitting on, cocktail parties, telling stories, repeating, tedious, redundant, repeating oneself, drinking, socializing, memory, meeting women
"Are you following us?"
Romney had heard that taking one's pet out in public was a great way to meet women.
"Deep down I'm really shallow."
"Dropping a spoon means a beautiful woman will visit soon."
"Wouldn't it be cool if guys could read girls' minds?"
"So the next time you see the girl you wish to impress, just be yourself. Fulfillment comes when you know who you truly are and where you want to go in life. Thanks for calling Tia Carmen's psychic hotline!"
Tags:baldo, advice, psychic, psychics, charge, charges, charging, charging family, charging family members, psychic, psychics, psychic hotline, psychic hotlines, romantic advice, dating tip, dating tips, romantic tip, romantic tips, self-confidence, self-confident, meet women, meeting women, soothsayer, soothsayers
"It's...it's...you! Can I have your autograph?"
"I remember when young men met girls in person!"
"Tia Carmen, I'm worried about Baldo. It seems his main worry is being rich. When I was a teenager, my main worry was girls!"
Tags:baldo, rich, riches, consumer, consumers, consumerist, consumerism, generation, generations, generation gap, generation gaps, teen, teens, teenager, girls, impress, impresses, impressing, wealth, money, make money, makes money, making money, hypocrite, hypocrites, hypocrisy, date, dates, meeting women, pickup, chat up, chats up
'Forget the job... I'm using it to meet women!'
"Being rich means a girl might like you only for your money."
Tags:baldo, insecure, insecurity, lack of confidence, confident, mirror, mirrors, look in the mirror, looking in the mirror, looks in the mirror, advantage, advantages, meet women, meeting women, meets women, teen, teens, teenage boy, teenage boys, rich, wealthy, wealthy person, wealthy people, paranoia
"Dude, you need a girlfriend."
Tags:baldo, girlfriends, boyfriend, boyfriends, introduction, introductions, boyfriend, boyfriends, flirt, flirts, flirtation, flirtations, public pool, public pools, meet women, meets women, meeting women, pool, pools, poolside, chat up, chats up, chatting up, hit on, hits on, hitting on, attractive, attractiveness, teen, teens, teenager
"C'mon, Dad. A cool car isn't for running errands...it's for driving around to impress girls!"
Tags:baldo, car, cars, new car, new cars, cool car, cool cars, impress girls, impress women, chat up, chats up, chatting up, meet women, meets women, meeting women, meet girls, meeting girls, meets girls, practical, practicality, practicalities, drive, drives, driving, teen, teens, teenage boy, teenage boys, fantasy, errand, errands, running errands
"I'm Bob, but my friends call me Rusty, on account of my red hair."
How to attract women, advice #317: Try to appeat to their maternal instincts, but in moderation.
"My advice for meeting girls is simple. Don't change a thing...be yourself...do what comes naturally!"
A man walks a trojan horse in a dog park.