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"Very well, Carter, you've proven my theory faulty—let it go at that!"
Tags:theory, theories, disprove, disproves, disproving, hypothesis, hypotheses, scientist, scientists, scientific, academic, academics, immature, immaturity, faulty, faulty theory, faulty theories, dunce, dunces, mock, mocks, mocking, mockery, ridicule, ridicules, ridiculing, humiliate, humiliates, humiliating, humiliation, humiliations, public humiliation, mathematician, mathematicians, professor, professors, bad winner, bad winners, competitive, competitiveness, competition, juvenile
"But that's the beauty of the game. At this very moment, your absurd vicarious defeat is being perfectly counterbalanced by some opposing fan's absurd vicarious triumph."
Tags:basketball, vicarious, sports, defeat, defeats, defeating, anger, sports fan, sports fans, basketball fan, basketball fans, triumph, triumphs, triumphant, moment of triumph, moments of triumph, beauty of the game, counterbalance, yin and yang, counterbalances, counterbalancing, bad loser, bad losers, bad winner, bad winners, perspective, sense of perspective, mankoff
"I'll tell you what's missing from your game- hate."
Tags:tennis, tennis player, tennis players, tennis match, tennis matches, aggression, aggressive, aggressiveness, hate, revenge, loser, losers, bad loser, bad losers, sportsmen, sportsman, aggressive tennis, competition, competitive, competitiveness, tennis tactics, dislike, mutual dislike, bad winner, bad winners, advice, good advice, giving advice
"Mamma always gets sore and spoils the game for everybody."
Tags:croquet, croquet mallet, croquet mallets, sore loser, sore losers, bad winner, bad winners, spoil, spoils, spoilsport, spoilsports, immature, immaturity, parent, parents, mom, moms, mother, mothers, mum, mums, game, games, competitive, aggressive, aggression, fierce, fierceness, family game, family games
"I don't care about winning. I care about being the best cow I can be."
Tags:cow, cows, rural, country, countryside, country side, prize, prizes, prizewinner, prize winner, compete, competition, competitions, win, winner, winning, gracious, grace, graciousness, smug, smugly, smugness, bad winner, sore loser, county, county fair, fair, fairs, show, county show, best, the best, be the best
"Harold! You promised!"
Tags:promise, promises, promising, ace, aces, tennis ace, tennis ace, competitive, competition, competitions, competitive side, competitive sides, friendly game, friendly games, friendly match, friendly matches, competitive, bad winner, bad winners, bad loser, bad losers, sore loser, sore losers, relationship problem, relationship problems, promise, promises, husband, husbands, wife, wives, spouse, spouses, sporty, sports, sports lover, sports lovers, tennis player, tennis players, serve, serves, serving, spike, spikes, spiking
"Bush asked us not to gloat."
"It's a little eccentricity of mine—after I've beaten a man in business, I like to have him stuffed."
Tags:eccentric, eccentrics, eccentricity, stuff, stuffed, businessman, businessmen, cutthroat, cut throat, dog eat dog, predator, predators, predatory, mounted, stuffed, taxidermy, taxidermied, winner, winners, bad winner, bad winners, business person, business people, capitalist, capitalists, capitalism, 1%
"That's where everyone started getting sick of me."
"She won the spelling bee."
Tags:baldo, bee, bees, queen bee, queen bees, bee dance, bee dances, dance, dances, victory dance, victory dances, spelling bee, spelling bees, spelling contest, spelling contests, dancer, dancers, winner, winners, winning, spelling champion, spelling champions, trophy, trophies, bad winner, bad winners
"Baldo, we all learn from our mistakes. When I played baseball, a fly ball popped up right above me. If I caught it, we'd win...if I dropped it, we'd lose."
Tags:baldo, mistake, mistakes, fly ball, fly balls, baseball, baseball player, baseball players, life lesson, life lessons, make a mistake, makes a mistake, making mistakes, celebration, celebrations, excessive celebration, excessive celebrations, big mistake, big mistakes, fatherly advice, glory days, victory dance, victory dances, bad winner, bad winners
"Family game night rocks! Especially when the winner decides what his prize is!"
Tags:baldo, game night, game nights, family game night, family game nights, boardgame, boardgames, board game, board games, winner, winners, bad winner, bad winners, chore, chores, task, tasks, reward, rewards, family activity, family activities, bonding time, bonding times, family bonding time, slacker, slackers, slacking, prize, prizes, washing dishes, cleaning toilets, taking out the garbage, garbage
"She was right about something...and I was wrong about something."
"Who cares if you misspelled a word on the blackboard? Tell you what...next time you spell a word, spell it right, turn around, and yell, 'Boom, baby!'"
Tags:baldo, misspell, misspells, misspelling, celebration, celebrations, celebration dance, celebration dances, bad winner, bad winners, cool, smart, smart kid, smart kids, cool, look cool, looks cool, looking cool, good student, good students, spelling bee, spelling bees, perfectionist, perfectionists, good student, good students
"You can cut out the victor dance, Candy Boy!"