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"Well, the children are grown up, married, divorced, and remarried. I guess our job is done."
"If you two don't stop bugging me, I'm never going to grow up and move out!"
"Because if we'd told you we were coming you would have said no."
The Prodigal Son Returns To Do His Laundry
"I think everyone would be happier if you moved in with my parents, and I moved in with yours."
"The good news is, my son is a potential winner, bad news, I'm still buying his lottery tickets."
'Son, sometimes a mother needs to hear those three little words...'I'm moving out.''
"They grow so quickly and before you know it, they're moving back in with you."
"You call yourself a pest removal expert? Well, my son is still living in my basement."