Search by Search ID or Tag or use the Advanced Search
'I'll grow old gracefully when I want to and not any sooner.'
'So Victoria, what's your secret?'
Tags:queen, queens, queen victoria, secret, secrets, pub, pubs, bar, bars, drink, drinks, drinking, drinker, drinkers, intrigue, intrigued, drunk, drunks, unimpressed, annoy, annoys, annoying, annoyed, question, questions, questioned, questioning, anti-age, anti-ageing, the flying mccoys, flying mccoys
'Rub this anti-wrinkle cream on all your mirrors. It won't remove the wrinkles but it will make them harder to see.'
'Voila!! No more wrinkles!!'
"It turns out my milk is actually aging cream...so, I use it to remove all those ugly age spots."
Tags:cow, cows, aging, aging cream, aging spots, age spot, age spots, ageing spot, ageing spots, anti-ageing, anti-aging, cream, creams, beauty product, beauty products, beauty treatment, beauty treatments, blemishes, blemish, skin, reynolds unwrapped, milking shed, milking sheds, fairy farm, dairy farms, dairy farming
"He spent his entire life trying to discover a way to stop aging. How ironic that he would only realize his dream now."
Tags:ageing, aging, ageing process, aging process, grave, graves, graveyard, graveyards, cemetery, cemeteries, old age, old-age, old-aged, old aged, maturity, vain, vanity, beauty treatment, anti-ageing, anti ageing, anti-aging, anti aging, treatment, treatments, beauty, reynolds unwrapped, mourner, mourners, mourning, irony
"Looks like this stuff didn't stop her for aging."
'Warning . . . this product may cause tiredness, poor vision, achy back, joint pain, wrinkles. . .'
"Your mother's trying to become wrinkle-free."
Tags:wrinkle, wrinkles, treatment, treatments, treat, treats, treating, wrinkle treatment, wrinkle treatments, skin treatment, skin treatments, hang, hangs, hanging, laundry, clothes hook, clothes hooks, age, ages, ageing, aging, fear, fears, retain, retains, retaining, wrinkle-free, anti-aging, anti-ageing, forever young, youthful, youthfulness, unrealistic expectation, unrealistic expectations
"We're the same age, but you look great! What's your secret?"
'And now the anti-aging pill is in the market - tough luck, my dear!'
Tags:graveyard, graveyards, cemetery, cemeteries, gravestone, gravestones, death, deaths, miracle pill, miracle pills, miracle drug, miracle drugs, anti-aging, anti-ageing, anti ageing, anti aging, medical breakthrough, medical breakthroughs, medical discovery, medical discoveries, boast, boasts, boasting, boastful
'This nip and tuck business - can I have the tuck without the nip?'
"Body milk is rubbish! Not only does it taste awful in my coffee but I still have my wrinkles!"
The world's most successful beauty blogger...
'In the anti-aging category, your body holds up well but your mental outlook has you acting too old before your time.'
'Don't all look at me like that! What did you expect the face pack to do for me?'
'Er...the botox injections of Dorian Gray?'
"Did you knock?"
"Face it, Dear, we're in a desperate battle with gravity...and it's winning!"
"I still say they've overdone the anti-aging CGI."
"That is not an anti-aging pill."
Tags:anti-aging, anti-ageing, time capsule, time capsules, time-capsule, time-capsules, pill, pills, drug, historic cache, historic caches, ageing process, aging process, old-age, old age, anti-ageing treatment, anti-aging treatment, anti ageing treatment, anti aging treatment, ageing treatment, aging treatment, ageing treatments, aging treatments
"Fitting rooms equipped with anti-ageing mirrors."
"That is not an anti-aging pill."
"That reminds me, Hon. Your Botox shipment arrived yesterday."