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I want nobody to see me doing this. . . Yet I want everyone to see this.
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"Yes, it was tested on rabbits and they simply adored it."
Tags:rabbit, rabbits, animal test, animal tests, animal testing, animal rights, animal activist, animal activists, animal activism, makeup, makeups, make-up, make-ups, cosmetics, cosmetics counter, cosmetics counters, makeup counter, makeup counters, make-up counter, make-up counters, rabbit, rabbits, lipsticks
"Does Aunt Jemima wear pancake make up?"
"We're having a make up test at school. Can I borrow your mascara?"
"Have you been giving the dog a make over again?"
Holstein spotting kit.
'I don't know...I prefer women without their makeup.'
'I stopped you Ma'am, because you were putting your makeup on while driving on the freeway!'
"Sorry I'm late. I had to do my own make-up this morning."
Tags:makeup, make-up, make ups, makeups, make-ups, cosmetic, cosmetics, make up artist, make-up artist, make up artists, make-up artists, beauty, model, models, vain, vanity, self esteem, self esteems, self-esteem, self-esteems, tardy, tardiness, appearance, appearances, keeping up appearances, fashionista, fashionistas
"This is our most impressive magnifying mirror, it sees down to your DNA."
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"Specially formulated so you look your best even in the worst quality surveillance video!"
"Now that she's a teenager, I can't lick her face anymore: she puts on this horrible-tasting make-up..."
Tags:dog, dogs, dog owner, dog owners, dog lover, dog lovers, canine, canines, pet, pets, pet dog, pet dogs, makeup, makeups, cosmetics, make-up, make-ups, beauty product, beauty products, teen, teens, teenager, duaghter, family pet, family pets, family dog, family dogs, growing up, lick, licks, canine behaviour, dog behavious, canine behavior, dog behavior
"If I don't look old enough to have a fourteen year old daughter, why do I need your stuff?"
Cowgirl applying bullet shaped lipstick.
"You see Darling, since we can change our complexion at will, we don't need make-up..."
'You're much better than my mom. You can hardly tell when she paints her face.'
'Michael and I are playing 'married.' I'm getting ready and he's sitting in the car beeping the horn.'
"Well, my wife would be angry too if I was spending more money on make-up than she was."
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'As it's women and not men who wear make-up, that must mean men are naturally prettier.'
Does a woman make up her face to help a man make up his mind?
'Finally. Her lipstick is just right.'
"Well son, some say that this is just a statue. Others say that this is what happens if you see a woman when she first wakes up and before she's put on her make-up."
"Your eyebrows are beautiful, darling. I know you hate drawing them on."
'Sorry I blamed you for using my makeup.' - 'Let's not fight. Let's make up.'