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Pearson, I Smell Something Burning
Hen, pig and cow sunbathing turn into fried egg,bacon and burger.
Sun may cause cancer.
'You should put some more lotion on sweetie... you're starting to peel!'
'You're going to get baked out there. At least put on some butter or sour cream.'
'Since we can't beat global warming, I decided to try to adapt.'
Darling, you should have asked me to put sun tan lotion on your back and not the kids!
"I warned him against sunbathing. I mean, really, is any tan a safe tan?"
'How do you think they put the health warning on it?'
Summer Tip #26: Never use your chest as a beer can holder while sun tanning.
Rodin's Sunbather On Hot Sand.
'Did you just curdle?'
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'Harold, you forgot to wear sunscreen again didn't you?'
'That cloud looks like a sheep.'
"Come out, honey. I found the sunscreen."
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Even among fellow climate sceptics, Brian was considered 'a bit hard core'.
"This is not what I had in mind when you said you'd take me whale-watching."
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You're the big ladies man, why didn't you say something?'
To encourage the kids to wear sunscreen, Bonnie used age-enhancing software.
SPF30 dunktank $3