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"Yes, living well is the best revenge, but right now I'd settle just for doing better than my brother-in-law."
"It was right here in this park, Jamie, that I was inspired to become an attorney, when Vinnie Maroney beat me to a pulp."
"It's not enough that we succeed. Cats must also fail."
Tags:parrot, parrots, budgie, budgies, let down, let downs, let-down, let-downs, disappointment, disappointments, pet, pets, pet owner, pet owners, genius, geniuses, sheet music, composer, composers, songbird, songbirds, song bird, song birds, caged bird, caged birds, revenge, get revenge, getting revenge, musician, musicians
"I just finished paying the bills...I'm imposing economic sanctions on all of you!"
Tags:economic sanction, economic sanctions, bill, bills, pay the bills, paying the bills, breadwinner, breadwinners, bread winner, bread winners, patriarch, patriarchs, freeloader, freeloaders, freeloading, revenge, get revenge, gets revenge, getting revenge, vengeance, get even, gets even, getting even, moocher, moochers
"I want to be cremated and have my ashes sprinkled on the Republican Party."
Tags:republican, republicans, republican party, republican party member, republican party members, gop, grand old party, loyal, loyalist, the base, lifelong member, lifelong members, revenge, get revenge, getting revenge, vengeance, deface, defaces, defacing, conservative, conservatives, conservatism, cremated, last wish, last wishes, deathbed, deathbeds, death bed, death beds, last rites, vow, vows, final vow, final vows
"'Vengeance is ours,' saith Courtland, Mumford & Blaine."
Tags:lawsuit, lawsuits, vengeance, revenge, sue, sues, suing, ex, exes, ex-husband, lawyer, lawyers, attorney, attorneys, get revenge, gets revenge, getting revenge, anger, angry, focus, focuses, focusing, focussing, focus your rage, fight back, fights back, fighting back, divorce, divorces, divorcing, breakup, breakups, break-up, break-ups
A family cowers in fear as their chicken dinner gets up and walks around.
"One of those 'damn' foreigners will be along soon to carry out your prostate examination!"
"You pooped all over their car. You gotta expect some payback."
Tags:bird, birds, bird poop, bird poops, car, cars, automobile, automobiles, payback, get revenge, getting revenge, take revenge, taking revenge, laundry, hanging laundry, bird on the wire, telephone line, telephone lines, telephone pole, telephone poles, power line, power lines, doing laundry, do laundry
'I told you to be more generous to him at Christmas.'
"Don't you threaten me, Felner! I have a law degree and I know how to use it."
"In a strange way, General, we may have brought all this upon ourselves!"
Tags:alien, aliens, alien invasion, alien invasions, monster movie, monster movies, monster film, monster films, creature feature, creature features, bug spray, bug sprays, giant insect, giant insects, bug, bugs, insect spray, insect sprays, pest, pests, pest control, vermin, poison, poisons, poisoning, poison control, revenge, vengeance, get revenge, gets revenge, getting revenge
"I want one that detects intrusions by hackers, then blows their computers to bits!"
"I don't care who's naughty or nice anymore-I only keep track of who's crossed me."
Tags:christmas, christmases, christmas time, winter, winters, naughty and nice, naughty list, the naughty list, present, presents, christmas presents, christmas present, father christmas, santa claus, toy, toys, child, kid, kids, childhood, childhood christmas, childhood christmases, list, lists, cross, crossed, been crossed, revenge, vengeful, get revenge, getting revenge, anger, angry, give up, given up, giving up, apathy, apathetic, lazy, laziness, north pole, the north pole
Birds throw egg at man roasting a bird.
Tags:birds, bird, desert island, desert islands, egg, eggs, cooking, cook, cooks, throwing eggs, throwing an egg, revenge, taking revenge, getting revenge, get revenge, take revenge, avenge, avenges, avenging, vengeance, taking vengeance, payback, animal rights, vegetarian, vegetarians, vegetarianism
"You see, you've got to keep them on their toes."
Tags:waiter, waiters, food service, server, servers, insult, insults, insulting, know your place, knowing your place, rude, diner, diners, dining, eat out, eats out, eating out, dining out, dine out, dines out, service, front of house, front of house staff, rude customer, rude customers, revenge, get revenge, take revenge
Man gets smacked in the face by the tail of a fish he's reeling in.
Tags:fish, fishing, fisherman, fishermen, fisher man, fisher men, fishing, fishing pole, fishing polls, fishing rod, fishing rods, reel in, reels in, reeling in, catch, catches, catching, slap, slaps, slapping, face, faces, smack, smacks, smacking, hit, hits, hitting, tail, tails, revenge, avenge, avenges, avenging, get revenge, gets revenge, getting revenge
Fisherman has his dinghy punctured by a swordfish.
"I ran into my newly elected representative and he said to fix things, we'll all have to go through a little pain. I kicked him in the shin."
"When he stopped to smell the flowers, his wife found out whose flowers they were!"
Tags:medical, hospital, hospitals, nurse, doctor, doctors, patient, patients, injury, wife, wives, husband, husbands, flowers, cheat, cheats, cheater, cheaters, revenge, get revenge, gets revenge, take revenge, takes revenge, jealous, jealous spouse, jealous spouses, stop to smell the flowers, stopping to smell the flowers
"Yep, I was the little runt you used to tease all the time! Guess what, I had a late growth spurt..."
Tags:pig, pigs, piglet, piglets, runt, runts, growth spurt, growth spurts, late grower, late growth spurt, late growth spurts, tease, teases, teasing, teased, bully, bullies, bullying, revenge, take revenge, takes revenge, taking revenge, avenge, avenges, avenging, get revenge, gets revenge, getting revenge, nerd, nerds, runt of the litter, runts of the litter
"My math teacher says I should consider becoming a teacher some day."
"I saw the guy who cut me off on the highway get pulled over by a police officer!"
Tags:baldo, police officer, police officers, highway patrol, highway patrolman, schadenfreude, great day, great days, good day, good days, retribution, get revenge, gets revenge, getting revenge, revenge, vengeance, rules of the road, bad driver, bad drivers, pull over, pulls over, pulling over, traffic ticket, traffic tickets, moving violation, moving violations, dangerous driver, dangerous drivers, dangerous driving
"Papi, I have a decision to make...and I don't know what to do."
Tags:baldo, revenge, get revenge, getting revenge, taking revenge, vengeance, avenge, avenges, avenging, petty, reprisal, reprisals, sibling, siblings, sibling prank, sibling pranks, prank, pranks, pranking, immature, immaturity, decision, decisions, decision making, father, fathers, dad, dads, papa, papas, advice, advise, advising, fatherly advice, fatherly, daughter, daughters, decisionmaking