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To appease the fans, major-league umpires are now required to take eye exams during the seventh inning stretch.
Alphabet Soup - Now in LARGE PRINT.
'Time you got those glasses changed Fred. . .'
Once the contact lens was properly rinsed and replaced in Roger's eye, the hunt resumed.
"You know, it would be a lot easier to find my glasses if I had my glasses on!"
'No,if you'll read the eyes-in-the-back-off-your-head chart, I check your mom vision,'
"Let's just say that she looked pretty from afar, but on closer inspection..."
'The doctor will see you now.'
'It doesn't say anything about your ladies little pink pills causing blindness.'
'In a pig's eye, you say!'
'What's an optimist?'
'Forbes, I told you to get an I-Pod.'
'I love the way everything looks so high-definition!'
'Your headache is due to eye strain. Take two tons of aspirin and call me in the morning.'
'You can go in, now, but he won't see you.. he's resting his eyes.'
'Are you married?'
'I trust Harvey completely. He would never look at another woman.'
'This one is for Lawyers.'
'Admit it you need glasses, that is my false eyelash you have just sprayed.'
'Any idea where my night vision visor is?'
Opticians eye chart
"Well, no wonder you mistook a wolf for your grandmother. Your eyesight is terrible!"
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