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"Oh no, not dinner again!"
'I hate you Dad! All you've ever done is throw your time and love at me - you've never given me enough money.'
"It's weird...all I wanna do is hit fast forward, and all my parents can talk about is hitting rewind."
"I'm tired of rock and roll, let's form a really groovy law practice."
Son, our cat has a condition called 'Excessive Grooming Syndrome.' Too bad it isn't contagious.
'Oh Simon, for those about to rock, I've made sandwiches.'