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"Do all dance battles end like that?"
Pushed to the max by the algebra test, Tim's brain spontaneously combusted.
'Cut down your own tree $40' or 'Blast out your own tree $50'
Tags:tree, trees, cut, cutting, cutter, cutters, cuts, lumberjack, lumberjacks, blow up, blowing up, blows up, explode, exploding, exploded, explodes, blast, blasted, sell, seller, sellers, selling, sold, clever, unique, customer service, customer services, sale, sales, the flying mccoys, flying mccoys
'Dad, I'm sure you're probably ticked about this, but when I tell you what happened, I'm sure you'll agree it's been a great learning experience for me,'
Tags:house, houses, home, homes, destroy, destroyed, destroyer, destroyers, explode, exploded, explosion, explosions, dad, dads, father, fathers, mum, mums, mom, moms, mother, mothers, parent, parents, parenting, parenthood, experience, experiences, learn, learns, learning, learner, learners, close to home
Military Solution to Last Week's Puzzle
Tags:military, violence, puzzle, crossword puzzle, crossword puzzles, puzzles, crossword, crosswords, problem, problems, solution, solutions, military solution, military solutions, difficult problem, difficult problems, tough problem, tough problems, blow up, blows up, blowing up, explode, explodes, exploding, explosion, explosions, mankoff
"It's that time of year when guys randomly explode."
Tags:nuclear war, nuclear wars, mushroom cloud, mushroom clouds, bomb, bombs, bombing, bombing campaign, bombing campaigns, bomber, bombers, fourth of july, 4th of july, fireworks, explosion, explosions, explode, explodes, exploding, world war 3, world war iii, ww3, wwiii, understatement, udnerstatements
'...Never wear the same pair of socks 10 days in a row.'
Tags:locker room, locker rooms, chemical reaction, chemical reactions, sock, socks, smell, smells, smelling, smelly, spontaneous combustion, combustion, explode, explodes, exploding, exploded, combine, combines, combination, combinations, wear, wears, wearing wore, foot, feet, odour, in the bleachers, bleachers, in the bleachers
Planes, Trains, Automobiles, Zeppelins.
Tags:planes, plane, trains, train, automobiles, automobile, car, cars, zeppelins, zeppelin, airship, airships, travel, travelling, transport, means of transport, popular trainsport, dangerous transport, explosive transport, explosive, explode, explosion, transportation, film, films, film title, film titles, movies, movie titles, movie title
"I don't like this―he's left off huffing and puffing!"
Tags:the three little pigs, fairytale, fairytales, fairy tale, fairy tales, children's story, children's stories, story, stories, fable, fables, folktale, folktales, animal, animals, talking animal, talking animals, pig, pigs, wolf, wolves, big bad wolf, house, houses, home, homes, brick, bricks, brick house, brick houses, huff, puff, huffing, puffing, blow, blowing, dynamite, explosive, explosives, nitroglycerine, nitroglycerin, tnt, t.n.t., blow up, blowing up, explode, hiding, suspicious, plan, plans, planning, plot, plots, plotting, character, characters, fictional character, fictional characters, property, properties, real estate
'I always said those implants were dangerous.'
"Your tomato surprise, sir."
Tags:restaurant, restaurants, dining out, eating out, meal, meals, food, eating, dining, waiter, waiters, server, servers, waitress, waitresses, service, customer service, order, orders, special, specials, tomato surprise, surprise, surprises, explode, exploding, explosion, explosions, mess, messy, bad service, bad customer service, bad surprise, bad surprises, memorable meal, memorable meals
"Gee, I'm sorry this had to happen on our first date!"
Tags:date, dating, dates, first dates, first date, nature, natural disaster, disaster, disasters, explode, explosion, explosions, doomsday, doomsayer, end times, end of the world, apocalypse, apocalyptic, destruction, world ending, optimism, optimist, polite, politeness, etiquette, least of our worries, least of our problems, problem, problems, cataclysm, cataclysmic, catastrophe, catastrophic, death, dead, dying, died
Caution. Father could explode at any moment!
Tags:report card, report cards, grade, grades, bad grade, bad grades, elementary school, elementary schools, bad marks, anger, angers, angry, father, fathers, dad, dads, caution, cautions, caution sign, caution signs, warning sign, warning signs, explode, explodes, exploding, bad student, bad students, son, sons
"The tooth has to come out anyway, no reason why we can't have a little fun."
"Oh, now you tell me!"
Construction Delays Ahead.
'It's your wife, she wants you to pick up some milk on your way home.'
An angry barbecue.
'Burnout' (head exploded).
'Let's see what else will explode in the microwave!'
'Dude, get the boat out, I just got the rest of the afternoon off!'