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A halo lifts a toupee off an angel.
"My hair has been a great source of comfort to me."
Tags:hair, hairline, hairlines, receding hairline, receding hairlines, bald, baldness, male pattern baldness, head of hair, middle age, middle aged, flaunt, flaunts, flaunting, brag, brags, bragging, braggart, braggarts, middle age, middle aged, confidence, confidence, self-confident, self-confidence, wig, wigs, toupee, toupees, hairpiece, hairpieces, hairstyle, hairstyles, haircut, haircuts, barber, barbers, salon, hair salon, hair salons, midlife crisis, midlife crises
'How much is the cute brown one in the window?'
"I knew you wore a toupee but now you're telling me the moustache is fake?"
Tags:relationship, relationships, relationship problems, relationship issues, couple, couples, marriage, marriages, married life, husband, husbands, boyfriend, boyfriends, man, men, dating, date, dates, false, fake, wig, wigs, toupee, toupees, hairpiece, hairpieces, balding, hairloss, hair loss, alopecia, facial hair, moustache, moustaches, mustache, mustaches, lie, lies, liar, liars, lying, dishonest, dishonesty, revelation, revelations, confession, confessions, shocking, beauty, beauty standards
"Takes years of me..."
'You guys are keeping a sharp lookout, right?'
"I used to wear a rug, and then I decided that bald says integrity - right?"
Tags:hairpiece, hairpieces, hair-piece, hair-pieces, hair piece, hair pieces, integrity, toupee, toupees, rug, rugs, honest, honesty, businessmen, businessman, hair loss, male pattern baldness, male-pattern baldness, upfront, business practice, transparent, transparency, good impression, good impressions
"A hairpiece is fine, Ron, but a Shag rug is so 'seventies'."
Tags:date, dates, dating, girlfriend, girlfriends, boyfriend, boyfriends, alcohol, booze, bar, bars, pub, pubs, hairpiece, hairpieces, hairstyle, hairstyles, haircut, haircuts, fashion, fashions, style, styles, men's fashion, drinker, drinkers, drinking, drunk, drunks, bartender, bartenders, out of date, outdated, interior design, rug, rugs, shag
A man cutting hair waits for a hairy man who is about to be decapitated.
Tags:decapitation, decapitations, decapitated, headless, guillotine, guillotines, french revolution, hairy, hair, collect, collects, collecting, collection, collections, barber, barbers, barbershop, barbershops, opportunist, opportunists, opportunistic, entrepreneur, entrepreneurs, wig, wigs, toupee, toupees, hairpiece, hairpieces, execution, executions, executing
Prince trying to climb to Rapunzel. Has a wig in his hands.
The Lord giveth. The Lord taketh away. Joe giveth back.
The Statue of Liberty weeps over Trump's head.
1784: Wigs are all the rage
Tags:eighteenth century, 18th century, fashions, fashionable, styles, wig, hairpiece, hairpieces, snowman, fashion statement, fashion statements, snow sculpture, snow sculptures, hairstyle, festive season, powdered wig, powdered wigs, style, wigs, xmas, christmas, snow, snowmen, hair, hairstyles, festive, extreme
"Yeah, that's not real. He's wearing a twig."
"What I said was 'You'd look good in a TOUPEE'..."
Toupee? Or Not Toupee? That is the question?
Tags:hamlet, toupee, toupees, hairpiece, hairpieces, hair piece, hair pieces, wig, wigs, william shakespeare, shakespeare quote, shakespeare quotes, the bard, playwright, playwrights, portrait, portraits, shakespeare, literary figure, bald, baldness, balding, bald head, bald heads, reynolds unwrapped, fashion statements, fashion statement
'It's been bugging both of us... is that a toupee?'
Coping with sarcasm aimed at your toupee.
'The dog's scooting on your rug.'
A guardsman is embarrassed when the wind reveals his bearskin hat is doubling as a 'comb over'.
'Toupee or no toupee? That is the question, Mr. Shakespeare...'
'Toupee or not toupee, THAT is the question.'