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"I had this horrible nightmare that I went to bed in my toupee and spent the entire night looking like an idiot."
Tags:toupee, toupees, hair, hair loss, bald, balding, hair thinning, thin hair, receding hairline, going bald, gone bald, bald-headed, fake hair, wig, wigs, men, middle aged, husband, wife, husbands, wives, couple, couples, marriage, married, marry, relationship, relationships, spouse, spouses, not a dream, reality, real life, dream, dreams, dreaming, nightmare, nightmares, night terror, night terrors
"I'm scared. Can I sleep with you tonight?"
Tags:couple, couples, husband and wife, husbands and wives, marriages, long term relationship, long term relationship, long-term relationships, scared, lonely, loneliness, ask permission, asking permission, bedroom scene, bedroom scene, nightmare, nightmares, night terror, night terrors, bad dream, bad dreams, childish, childishness, immature, immaturity, bad relationship, bad relationships, marital fight, marital fights, domestic, domestics, domestic argument, domestic arguments, spousal dispute, spousal disputes
"You're using the boogeyman as an excuse to shut me out."
Tags:boogeyman, monster, monsters, monster under the bed, monsters under the bed, children, child, kid, kids, childhood, nightmare, nightmares, night terror, night terrors, girl, girls, boy, boys, boyfriend, boyfriends, girlfriends, argue, argument, arguments, relationship, relationships, fight, fights, fighting, excuse, excuses
"It's not fair that I have to get up and live the day I already had nightmares about."
Tags:nightmare, nightmares, night terror, night terrors, bad sleep, bad sleeps, morning, mornings, monday, mondays, bad dream, bad dreams, dread, overworked, overworking, exhausted, exhaustion, bad job, bad jobs, nine to five, 9 to 5, slave to the wage, anxiety, anxious, worry, worrier, worriers, premonition, premonitions
Doom & Gloom
"Read me the story again about the closet monster."
Tags:monster, monsters, monster under the bed, childhood phobia, childhood phobias, childhood, childhoods, nightmare, nightmares, night horror, night horrors, night scare, night scares, night terror, night terrors, closet, closets, wardrobe, wardrobes, bedroom, imagination, imaginations, imaginary friend, imaginary friends
Cat and dog waking up in the night.
Tags:dog, dogs, puppy, puppies, pet dog, pet dogs, dog lover, dog lovers, pet, pets, dog owner, dog owners, mans best friend, man's best friend, cat, cats, cat owner, cat owners, cat lover, cat lovers, cats and dogs, pet, pets, pet owner, pet owners, nightmare, nightmares, bad dream, bad dreams, night terror, night terrors, shock, shocks, shocked
"I had a nightmare that you and Dad woke up one day on the wrong side of history."
Tags:kid, kids, son, child, children, parent, parents, parenting, problem child, precocious, bedtime, bed, night, night time, bad dream, bad dreams, nightmare, nightmares, night terror, night terrors, wrong side of history, slogan, slogans, scare, scared, fear, fearmongering, scaremongering, media, kids say the darndest things, media, coverage, politics, political, generation difference, responsibility, responsible, take action, actions, action, consequence, consequences, future, investing in the future, plan, planning, planning ahead, history, history books, historical
Nightstand for the Self-Employed
Tags:self employed, self employment, self-employed, self-employment, anxiety, anxieties, fear, fears, anxiety disorder, overworked, overworking, uncertain, uncertainty, working from home, working for yourself, monster, monsters, nightmare, nightmares, night terror, night terrors, monster under the bed, the monster under the bed, insomnia, insomniac, sleep deprived, sleep deprivation, exhausted, exhaustion
"It's that same dream, where I'm drowning in a bowl of noodles."
Tags:therapy, therapist, therapists, psychology, psychologist, psychologists, psychiatry, psychiatrist, psychiatrists, counselor, counselors, counseling, counsellor, counsellors, counselling, animal, animals, talking animal, talking animals, chicken, chickens, noodle, noodles, soup, soups, drowning, bowl, bowls, chicken noodle soup, dream, dreams, dreaming, bad dream, bad dreams, nightmare, nightmares, night terror, night terrors, recurring dream, recurring dreams, mental health
"I don't just stop being your co-pilot when the plane lands, Roger."
Tags:co-pilot, co-pilots, pilot, pilots, love triangle, love triangles, coworker, coworkers, marriage, married, married couple, couple, couples, trio, obsession, obsessed, stalker, break in, bed, bedroom, bedtime, night, night time, nightmare, nightmares, night terror, night terrors, partner, partners, career, careers, airplane, airplanes, aeroplane, aeroplanes
"I thought it was just one of those bad dreams, but apparently, honey, we have a kid."
Tags:relationship, relationships, relationship issues, relationship problems, marriage, marriages, married life, couple, couples, husband, husbands, wife, wives, spouse, spouses, bed, beds, bedroom, bedrooms, bedtime, sleeping, asleep, dream, dreams, dreaming, nightmare, nightmares, night terror, night terrors, bad dream, bad dreams, waking up, reality, facing reality, real, true, kid, kids, child, children, parent, parents, parenting, parenthood, mom, moms, mum, mums, mother, mothers, motherhood, father, fathers, fatherhood, dad, dads, family, families, in denial, nonacceptance
"Don't you just love the way these old houses creak?"
Tags:monster, monsters, creak, creaks, creaky stairs, creaky house, overactive imagination, overactive imaginations, old house, old houses, old property, old properties, nightmare, nightmares, night-mare, night-mares, halloween, halloweens, phobia, phobias, scared of the dark, night terror, night terrors, imagination, imaginations
"I may be awake for a while. I just dreamed that I ate an entire pound of sugar."
"I've got to figure out how to get paid for work dreams."
Tags:work dream, work dreams, stressful job, stressful jobs, workload, workloads, work-load, work-loads, work load, work loads, nightmare, nightmares, night horror, night horrors, night terror, night terrors, stress, stressed, stressed out, wife, wives, husband, husbands, married life, married couple, workaholic, workaholics, work addict, work addicts, work addiction, work addictions, work/life balance, life/work balance, work-life balance, life-work balance
"Why would a monster be under your bed? And even if there was, what the heck could I do about it?"
"Try thinking about something else."
Tags:worry, worries, worrier, worriers, anxious, anxiety, sleeping, insomnia, insomniac, insomniacs, unable to sleep, sleepless, sleepless night, sleepless nights, thinking, thought, thoughts, concern, concerns, problem, problems, issue, issues, bad thought, bad thoughts, night terror, night terrors, nightmare, nightmares, disturbed, depressed, depression, mental health, troubled, restlessness, stress, sleeplessness, tension, counting sheep, falling asleep, trying to fall asleep, negative, negative thought, negative thoughts
'You'll be happy to know I'll be moving out of your closet as soon as there's a vacancy under your bed.'
"Well, Willie, I understand you've been a bad boy this year!"
Tags:scary, scary santa, bad santa, santa, santa claus, mr claus, father christmas, jolly old st nicholas, st nicholas, st nick, old man christmas, naughty list, evil santa, evil, nightmare, nightmares, night terror, night terrors, krampus, germany, traditions, traditional, bad kids, bad children, misbehaved children, misbehaved kids, lump of coal, punished
Monster fixing boy's car bed.
"Don't be ridiculous, there is no such thing as humans."
"Oh, no! What if my greatest painting is trivialized in popular culture?!"
Tags:edvard munch, artist, artists, art historian, art historians, art history, painting, paintings, famous painting, famous paintings, famous artwork, famous artworks, popular culture, popular cultures, trivialized, trivialised, nightmare, nightmares, night terror, night terrors, bad dream, bad dreams, western art, western culture
"It would kill him to run a vacuum?"
"I'm looking for something with low clearance. Something monsters won't be able to get under."