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'Dumb looks always get me in trouble, but I've found a a blank stare can actually convey an illusion of concentration.'
Distractions Of The Great
"Did you know that the average attention span has fallen to eight seconds? Oooh, look, cute kitty videos!"
With and without chewing gum.
'Bobby, it's Dad! Look up and start running to your left, now!'
'You don't mind distractions as much as me, so I didn't think you'd mind if my kids played in your office today.'
'Loaf of bread, half gallon of milk, bag of chips... Huh? Of course I'm writing this down!'
'The tick birds are thick today.'
"With the latest in GPS technology embedded into my phone, who needs a map anymore?"
'Then, suddenly, I realised that nothing was going in one ear and out of the other.'
'When I concentrate (yawn) on what I'm doing, it makes my work more difficult to do.'
If I can have your attention, gentlemen- we have a heavy schedule.