Roast Chicken Cartoons and Comics

'All those classes for the boy and still no improvement,,,'

'I guess this means it's over between us.'

Two chefs playing foosball using rotisserie chickens.

"Your mom cooks the chicken, but your dad makes it dance."

'I'm blind and my dog smells strange since we've been at the snack bar.'

"I always have chicken so I can study the entrails."

Dragon roasts a chicken impaled on a knight's sword.

'Well, yes, we are having you for dinner this evening, and, no, you don't have to bring wine!'

"No thanks, I'm stuffed."

"It's right when you think it's done, but it's not done, that it's most dangerous."

'Do you find the roast to have a faint 'woody' taste?' 'Could be, I couldn't find the carving knife so I used my band saw... cuts like butter.'

"I hear Harry was given a warm welcome at his new job...about 350 degrees."

"Listen girl! That is a rotisserie! Get out of that house! Get out!"

'Who orderes the roasted chicken plate and who ordered the soup?'

"Edgar! I told you not to fall asleep under the sun!"

"So that's a three bird roast."

'I have no idea what's going on here, but I suggest we all do as he says and get into the mudroom closet.'

"Waiter... This roast chicken. Can I see it's death certificate please?"

Surgeon carving a chicken/turkey.

'Look on the bright side Louise! At least you'll get rid of your migraine!'

'All the same, our dinosaur ancestors once ruled the world... small comfort that is.'

Growth hormones feed to chickens

'What do you mean, stuff the chicken? It wasn't empty.'

'Chicken with much room on toast.'

The day Kevin turned vegetarian.