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A businessman sits behinds a desk with a nameplate that reads "Charles F. Baxter - Previously frozen".
"Bad news. The board's decided to cryogenically freeze your department indefinitely."
'Our program includes a deep freeze, and a giant freezer bag.'
'To be or not to be - well yes, but what about coma, trance, vegetative states, reincarnation, near death experience, cryogenics?'
"That's not a portrait—it's actually Leonard."
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'He was our top salesman. We hope that one day, he will be again.'
"Another alternative is to freeze you until some future insurance company would pay for your medical procedure."
"I hear they can freeze you until they discover a cure."
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'Cryogenics, eh? Nice try. Think they'll find a cure before your head thaws?'
IRS: 'Let's freeze those who die owing taxes...thaw them out when a cure is found.'
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"Stick to it. There's a future in cryogenics."
"Your food is frozen your sperm is frozen...why shouldn't you be frozen?"
'As you can see, it's a bit of an emergency.'
"Yes, we can freeze you until they find a cure for baldness, but wouldn't it be easier just to wear a wig?"
'Well ma'am essentially we freeze the client until a cure can be found, unfortunately Mrs.Butterball, I don't think there will ever be a cure for thanksgiving.'
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'I'm looking seriously into cryogenics.'
I'm sorry but we do not take bookings for Presidential terms of office.
'I tell ya Frank, if we find one of these babies big enough, we could live forever!'
'Your food is frozen, your sperm is frozen - why shouldn't you be frozen?'
'You were married to him for 40 years. He never once mentioned he was having his head cryogenically frozen?'
A planet like ours - As usual they forgot where they put the icepops.
"Apparently, he made a last minute deal with one of those 'cryogenic companies'?"
'Maybe we should freeze him, and hope that King's horses and King's men of the future will have the technology to put him back together again.'