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"Who wants to go to the park and find me a date?"
"Twenty years ago I was the catch of the day."
"Is there a doctor in the house...hopefully unmarried?"
'This way she'll think I go to lots of fancy restaurants.'
'Dang, just another scarecrow.'
'Any hot prospects on the horizon, Cathy?. . . Anyone new within a three-foot radius who's vaguely tolerable?'
'Not now, mother! I'm assembling my sexy wall unit.'
Cards Blind Dating Game
The Eighth Day of Creation: 'Not if you were the last man on...Aw, crap...'
"I think I'll try speed dating."
"Hey, Pop, how about someone for me?"
"I enjoy younger guys, but they have to be house-broken."
'Women, can't live with 'em, can't live without em.'
"As a single young male at this church I am uncomfortable being constantly evaluated for marriage potential."
'I wonder why we geeks don't get more women?'
'I usually don't do online dating.'
'That's it, no more blind dates for me.'
Pete never wanted the fame that came with being a national symbol...he just thought it was a good way to meet girls.
'It's my secret to meeting girls. It covers the odor of school bus with the smell of a new car.'
"Luckily bad men can be fun, too."
'I joined an exercise class to meet men, but all the men there needed the exercise way too much.'
Woman looking for a partner.
'On a global scale, women tend to migrate rather from east to west...or like birds do, from north to south...'
"You seem like a nice guy - I don't suppose you have a job or anything?"