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'Since I got this exercise ball, my abs have gotten into the best shape they've ever been!'
"How I dread it when somebody mentions fitness to Ernie."
"I'm starting to see some real definition in my abs."
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"Spring is in the air but it's December in my ABS."
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'Last night I dreamed that I had six-pack abs... Then I woke up screaming.'
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The $68.00 comeback special
"Hey, great ab!"
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Abs of Gold?
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"They're washboard abs, Mr. Hunzinger, and they're on the move."
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"You'll have to forgive Roland. He still uses 'stomach' and 'abdominals' interchangeably."
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"You don't like opera? Okay. Want to see my abs?"
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"Your posture is better, but the whole office calls you Professor Bouncy Jerk. F.Y.I."
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Get washboard abs!
"Carl's sixpack's turned into a keg."
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"Check out the abs on that dude!"
"Have you been training anything apart from your abs?"
'It's a misprint. I never said I had 'six pack abs'.'
"Damn! I hate it when pecs fall into my abs!"
'With the threat of ABS's competing for Council work is going to get even harder...'
'All this talk of ABS's and old style MDP's is causing a lot of stress...The partners don't take kindly to change... He still hasn't recovered from us moving his desk nearer to the door!'
'Okay, ready to begin the workout? And... finished. Good job!'
"Hey, nice Apps!"
"Please, Jeff. No one shows his abs after Labor Day."