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"Because if we'd told you we were coming you would have said no."
'You deserve some unabashed fun once in a while.'
"My son finally called me. But it was a pocket dialing."
"And since when does being twenty-five and married and living in Dallas excuse you from a family meeting?"
'No, you can't go and have a drink with your friends: Your one and only duty is to protect us from predators'
"I don't perform well under pressure."
"How hard can it be to emancipate from your children?"
"Just go over there already."