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Mr. Clean Enough
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"I broncobust and I Dust-Bust. You got a problem with that?"
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'Ladies and gentlemen, would you like your screens wiped or dusted?'
'Tch! Look at the dust in here.'
'You're the new cleaner, aren't you?.'
'Cleaning goes against entropy and the natural order.'
".. I'm a viking! I'm supposed to leave rings on the table."
Cleaner dusts the letters of a book.
Genie in bottle grants maid's wish.
Tags:domestic, domestics, servant, servants, cleaner, cleaners, cleaning, maid, maids, household chore, household chores, chore, chores, housework, magic lamp, magic lamps, lamp, lamps, dusting, genie, genies, djin, djins, djinn, djinns, jinn, jinns, jin, jins, role reversal, role reversals, wish, wishes, wishing
Man sweeps dust under carpet and small man sweeps it out.
"Hey, kid, need any dust?"
The work of the devil.
Joy was proud of her egg cup collection, but she found them a bugger to clean...
An umpire dusts home plate with a leaf blower.
Tags:leaf blower, leaf blowers, blower, blowers, umpire, umpires, home, home plate, dust, dusts, dusting, dust off, dusts off, dusting off, baseball, baseball player, baseball players, batter, batters, batting, baseball bat, baseball bats, lazy, laziness, efficient, efficiency, kick dust, kicks dust, kicking dust, kick up dust, kicks up dust, kicking up dust, blow, blows, blowing
"It now seems that dust may spur the growth of fat cells."
"This is wonderful - a completely dust-free lab. What do you study here?"
'The only exercise I get with this is dusting it once a week.'
'Do you have to bash the furniture with that thing?'
'It seems silly to me, too - but head office told me to clean house.'
'Get up and move around, dear. You're getting dusty.'
A woman's work is never done.
'You had merely to mention it. I would've taken care of it with my extra long duster.'
"She sits there unsuspectingly as the dust bunny lurks nearby...he he he."
Spring cleaning with the cat.