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'How much money does it hold?'
Santa checking out sleigh beds.
"I think you would be well advised to locate the new delphinium bed elsewhere, Hobbs."
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Memory Foam Mattress.
"I still say we should get a queen-sized mattress—despite the obvious jokes it will invite among the sales staff."
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Sale! Sale! Sale! All beds 40% slashed off.
'Make up your mind, folks... King size or Queen size?'
"Agh! My back is stiff. I think I need a new mattress."
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"It's also a flat-bed scanner."
'I need a mattress that will provide a good knight's sleep.'
'Wow! My very own water bed!'
'I just hope you're as eager to go shopping after we get married...'
'I think it's time we got a new headboard.'
We're looking for something small and uncomfortable...it's for the guest room.
'I said YOU TWO- we don't give trial runs!'
'Ever since we bought thet blasted water bed we've been drifting apart!'
' I don't care if their ad says they stand behind every bed they sell, I want him out of here...'
'We'll take it. Come along Rex.'
'Check out my new bed: Titanium frame, extra firm mattress...Should last for years...'
'Check out my new bed: Titanium frame, extra firm mattress... Should last for years...'