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"I'll take the bottom bunk."
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"Would a little cuddling kill you?"
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"And Dwayne, how do you feel about being on the bottom?"
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'Oh no! The monster under my bed is MY brother!'
Add Your Own Caption Week #218
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"I'm writing my alibiography."
'Steven, think back to when you were 9 and tell me how you felt when your big brother intentionally stepped on your face to get to the upper bunk.'
Three prisioners in bunk reading 'Hello'
'Nah, that ain't how many years I got left. That's how many cellmates I put in the hospital for stepping on my fingers while climbin' into the upper bunk.'
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'Uh, dad - you might want to check the measurements again.'
'You're right, private. It's not in the army regulations.'
Spiked prison bunk.
'Oh, no! The monster under my bed is my brother!'
'Of course I'm against praying in school -- I don't want playing hooky to put my soul in danger!'
'I wasn't playing hooky -- I was fleeing the deteriorating public school system.'
This is outrageous! You should be in school! I'm only four!
"Yes that's right, I specialise in twins."
It's a tough course alright, but I am prepared: I carry thirteen sandwedges and one putter...
Child catcher from 'Chitty, Chitty, Bang, Bang' as a truancy prevention officer.
"...2 guys in my bunkhouse got pinkeye...whatever that is..."
"Hi, scheduling? I might be a little late. I'm stuck in traffic."
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