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"How long before the clinical trials are over?"
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Drugs - 'Placebos' and 'Ex-strength placebos'.
There do not seem to be any side effects from the medication that we can see.
"We still don't understand how this happened. You were with the placebo control group."
"Poor results I'm afraid." "I don't understand! I paid a fortune for this trial!"
"If I don't think it's going to work, will it still work?"
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"Now, of the twelve drugs we've tested on you, which one tasted best?"
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'Now we'll give the patient our drug.'
"The test results are in for the medical marijuana, and frankly there's nothing there we didn't discover ourselves in college."
'Trial' 'Error' in hospital
'What a year! No sooner do I get rid of one cod than, somehow or other, I catch another one.'
'Your drug rehab seems to be going well...three weeks without a placebo.'
"Clyde here has volunteered to try the hair growth formula in time for his date tonight."
"But the lid of the cages still on! How did the mice escape?"
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"I was due to take part, but forgot to go!"
No hard-up students were harmed In the development and testing of this drug.
"Thank you for taking part in our medical trials. It's nothing to worry about we just need to borrow your brain for a couple of hours!"
"We're scheduled to test anti-depressants next week: that's why they have us watching the news channel 24/7 this week..."
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"Well, I took part in one of them clinical trials. Some folks were given some new kind of medication and some of us received a gazebo."
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"Find out who set up this experiment. It seems that half of the patients were given a placebo, and the other half were given a different placebo."