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"It's as beautiful as the poster, except, of course, no more cows."
Tags:travel agent, travel agents, travel agency, travel agencies, poster, posters, cow, cows, wildlife, alps, tourist, tourists, tourist attraction, tourist attractions, holiday, holidays, vacation, vacations, ecosystem, ecosystems, mountain, mountains, scenery, holiday destination, natural world, countryside, country
"Chinese food? I'll call it in if you'll pick it up."
"Did you bring the weed?"
"I already noted plenty of beauty on the drive up."
Tags:mountain, mountains, mountain view, mountain views, mountaintop, mountain tops, balcony, balconies, cabin, cabins, log cabin, log cabins, unimpressed, veranda, verandas, terrace, terraces, colorado, rocky mountains, sierra, sierras, sierra nevada, sierra nevadas, wyoming, beauty, unmoved, drive, drives, road trip, road trips, uninterested, vacation, vacations, holiday, holidays, alps
"All I see is more trees."
Cow uses Alphorn as a toilet
Tags:alphorn, alphorns, alpenhorn, alpenhorns, alpine horn, alpine horns, labrophone, labrophones, cow, cows, cattle, alps, musical instrument, musical instruments, outdoor toilet, outdoor toilets, outhouse, cowpat, cowpats, cow poop, cow poops, cow poo, cow poos, mistaken identity, mistaken identities, bathroom break, bathroom breaks, toilet break, toilet breaks, tradition, traditions, traditional
"Oh no! We new Hannibal had elephants. We just didn't realise he was capable of launcing them."
"Now that's abominable...!"
Tags:yeti, yetis, abominable snowman, bigfoot, sasquatch, primitive, snowfield, alps, mountain range, litter, trash, littering, litterbug, rubbish, fly-tipping, monster, litter patrol, adventurer, climber, mountaineer, mountaineering, environmentalist, environmentalists, environmental activist, environmental activists, litterer, litterers
"We must be in the Italian Alps."
"Hannibal got elephants over the Alps. Bearing that in mind, somebody think of something."
Tags:hannibal, goal, goals, accomplishment, accomplishments, difficult, difficult task, difficult tasks, history, carthage, elephant, elephants, alps, military history, military historian, military historians, historian, historians, solution, solutions, problem solver, problem solvers, problem solving, problem, problems, idea, ideas, idea man, idea men, business man, businessman, businessmen, business meeting, business meetings, troubleshoot, troubleshoots, troubleshooting, punic wars, goal-oriented
The Swiss Army Mammoth
'Hike the Alps? I'm getting out of breath just keeping my foot on the accelerator!'
The Alps - Hannibal Picks Up After the Elephants.
I think I can, I think I can ... therefore I think I am...
"Our plan has failed. The elephants of Hannibal are not frightened by our little mice."
Tags:rome, ancient rome, ancient romans, alps, classics, classicist, classicists, ancient history, ancient historian, ancient historians, titus livy, livy, military strategy, military history, mice, mouse, war elephant, war elephants, roman, soldiers, war, elephants, mice, hannibal, punic wars, carthage
Geologic anomaly...an Alp in the Catskills.
"Let's just enjoy our holiday. The whole incident with your stalker is over now. We won't see him again."
Workaholic on holiday
"Alright, I'll get you over the Alps, but I want stock options and cash bonus."
"I've never skied paper before."
"This is it Carter, just a few more feet and we'll be the first men to conquer this summit!"
Tags:mountain, mountains, mountaineering, mountaineer, mountaineers, climbing, rock, climber, climbers, alpine, alps, rockies, environment, environmental issues, garbage, trash, pollution, polluting, polluter, polluters, litter, littering, litterbug, litterbugs, rubbish, junk, waste, waste material, waste materials, dying planet, spoiled nature, nature, wilderness
The hills were alive with the sound of midges
Geographic anomaly: An Alp found in the Himalayas.
'It's my own fault, I encouraged him to give up cigarettes in favour of a pipe. It was while we were on holiday in the Swiss Alps!'