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Why Do We Always Want Something Better For Our Children Than What We Had For Ourselves?
"I am big. It's the questions that got smaller."
'Have you checked out that new courtroom - supplies store on 18th street, your Honor? It's called 'Big Gavels For Little Men.''
Short Bird Syndrome
"Nobody likes a homunculus with a microchip on his shoulder."
'I don't set the rules, but you do need to accept that you're a pony and move on Brian!'
'Yes I am a pony buddy! Falabella! Respect me or I'll bite your knees!'
'My fuse about my height is about as short as I am.'
'Worst case of short man syndrome I've ever seen.'
"I think I know why you have an inferiority complex."
"You must be spending a fortune on shoes Zeb. Why don't you just buy a taller horse?"