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"When you hold me like this, you make me feel I can do anything."
Tags:couple, couples, relationship, husband and wife, husbands and wives, romance, romantic, romantics, love, in love, support, supportive, supporting, dependant, dependence, dependency, miniature, lift up, lifting up, small person, small people, short person, short people, emotional support, friend, friends, friendship, friendships
The Shortest Day of the Year
"Have a seat, meatball."
Tags:meatball, meatballs, business man, business men, businessman, businessmen, businessperson, business meeting, business meetings, meeting, meetings, waiting room, waiting rooms, receptionist, receptionists, short person, short people, insult, insults, insulting, insulted, unprofessional, professionalism, dinner, dining
"Oh. Sorry for yelling. I thought you were much farther away."
"I don't know where she gets it. My mother's father was the only long one in our family."
Tags:snake, snakes, gene, genes, genetics, inherited, inherited gene, inherited genes, genetic influence, genetic influences, talking animal, talking animals, length, lengths, height, tall people, tall person, short people, short person, anomaly, anomalies, family, ancestry, ancestor, ancestors, linage, biology
"I like to you, and I'd dance with you, but you're not my type...you know...tall!"
Tags:tall, height, short person, short people, intimidate, intimidates, intimidating, adolescent, adolescent girl, adolescent girls, height difference, height differences, date, dates, school dance, school dances, dancing, dancer, dancers, teen, teens, teenager, crush, crushes, shot down, getting shot down, gets shot down
'It came to $21.45. You only gave me a 20. I'm afraid you're a little short.'
"You need to stop comparing yourself to other people."
Tags:compare, compares, comparing, comparing yourself, comparison, comparisons, insecure, insecurity, insecurities, short, short person, short people, compare yourself, comparing yourself, therapist, therapists, therapy, psychologist, psychologists, psychology, psychiatrist, psychiatrists, psychiatry, inferior, inferiority complex, inferiority complexes, complex, complexes, worry, worries, worrying, anxiety, anxieties, chronic anxiety
"Excuse me for shouting—I thought you were farther away."
Tags:perspective, perspective trick, perspective tricks, trick of the eye, tricks of the eye, shout, shouts, shouting, distance, tiny, tininess, short, short person, short people, little person, little people, giant, giants, tall, tall person, tall people, yell, yells, yelling, faux pas, awkward, embarrass, embarrasses, embarrassing, humiliate, humiliates, humiliating
Now hiring: "Selling short" specialist.
"Gee, it's still just the same as when I was a little kid!"
Suggestion Box: 'Hang it lower!'
Short man to tall man: 'It's such a cliche to call short people aggressive, and if you do it again I'll punch your lights out.'
"That's not what 'vertically challenged' means and you know it! -- Now, get out of bed and go to work!"
Tags:short person, short people, short, height, vertically challenged, euphemisms, excuse, excuses, bad excuse, bad excuses, leave for work, leaving for work, get ready for work, getting ready for work, get up, getting up, night owl, night owls, not a morning person, morning person, morning people, nag, nags, nagging, lazy, laziness, husband, husbands
"You said you wanted a small wedding."
No longer a child, Maureen is excited to experience her first holiday dinner at the big table.
Tags:family, families, family dinner, dinners, dine, meal, meals, eating, eat, turkey, turkeys, thanksgiving, christmas, holiday, holidays, table, tables, small, small person, midget, dwarf, dwarfism, short, dwarfs, short people, small people, big table, big tables, grown up, grown ups, the argyle sweater, argyle sweater
Only a handful of people are this small.
The Normal Way to Seem Taller vs. The Safe Way to Seem Taller.
A short scientist puts a big book on a stool, sits on it, frowns tears out one page, sits on it again and says, 'Perfect.'
Woman sees small cook going to interview for short order cook.
'I'll have a short beer.'
A short person jumping on a tall person's head in an attempt to make him smaller