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"Notice how the more we watch the bigger it gets?"
'I'll start my run at the next commercial break!!'
'I know how to fix that!'
Bob's season finale.
'Yes, it's a very interesting show, but we really need to talk about all the time you waste watching it - perhaps during the next commercial break.'
"I told you we should have got the smaller screen."
Grave with satellite dish.
"Sales of your book has been slow. We've decided to put it out on video."
Remarry and get back to falling asleep in front of the TV every night.
"I never miss that reality show with those skinny little models who fight all day just so they can be on TV."
'It's all so depressing. I feel like ending it all.'