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The Incorrectness of Santa
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"We don't mind the clones watching 'Roseanne,' but I don't think they should stay up for Charlie Rose."
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'Where does the teacher get this? Wilbur shows no motivation in class!'
"I don't understand... We're getting the word out! Why is business so slow?"
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"Remember, theres a right way to do things and there's your father's way."
The little engine that wouldn't.
"Dad, can you read?"
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'Dude...we work at a recycling center.'
'After all these years you'd think I'd see that coming.'
'Words that an create a monster!!'
"The ethics committee apologizes for running off to Vegas with company funds, and promises to work overtime to make amends."
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"My dad's a recovering role model, too."
"Sorry to break it to you like this, son, but you're not adopted."
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"Why is the opposition so incompetent?"
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Statues have been removed because there are no heroes any more.
"Mind if I smoke?"
"Be good, son. Mom and dad are out to act a little bit anti-social."
"Remember - swipe left, then right, then text and cross."
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"As a child of the pastor, did you stop and think that just because you can belch the books of the Bible, should you?"
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'It stands for 'What Would Paris Hilton Do?'. I like to keep the bar set low.'
Watch For Falling Role Models.
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"If we're going to teach you by "Monkey See, Monkey Do", you'd better not spend too much time watching your dad..."
"Don't listen to Mummy: I was terrible at school but still ended up on top of the food chain..."
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"Please welcome Doctor Simpkins, author of 'Good Posture: The Key to Power and Wealth."