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"It's the kids! Quick! Stash the cigs!"
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(Country Psychiatrist) (It's like this, les. In my right hand I have your problems. In my left hand… A hill of beans.)
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"Now I'm going to show you something that's in bad taste, so you'll know what bad taste is."
"We don't mind the clones watching 'Roseanne,' but I don't think they should stay up for Charlie Rose."
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How corruption works...
'One of the first rules, kids, be sure to watch where you step.'
'I lead by example except for the moral part.'
"Do as I say, not as I dodo."
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"Remember, theres a right way to do things and there's your father's way."
'Monkey see, monkey don't!'
"I got elected class president. I guess this means I'll be playing golf every weekend."
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'Oh, I'll fly out and get food and supplies...as always! See kids...THIS is why YOU DON'T get your wings clipped. You'll end up a dead-beat like your father!'
'Dude...we work at a recycling center.'
'Holding the door open? Where are your manners, son?!'
'That's not yours. . . that coloring book belongs to the dentist's waiting room.'
"When Donald Trump said it, you said 'Politically Incorrect' was a welcome change."
'Mom! ... Look at, Dad. It's so old school! Can I eat like that?'
"But Isaac - why must you always think in terms of apples?"
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"I'm a weight-loss motivator. I tell people that if they don't eat right and exercise, they will look like me."
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"My problem is, I can't tell a good example from a glaring example."
Thanks to his example, the team kept calm in times of stress.
Center for Anger management: Today's Topic - 'Are hostile campaign ads setting a bad example?'
"Even though the other team scored more point, I'm going to throw a crying fit."
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"And if all of your friends flew into a bug zapper, would you do it, too?"
"I'm recording this so next time I swear, you'll know where I got it from."