Car Wrecks Cartoons and Comics

Annoy the media - Re-Elect Bush

Secretary to lawyer: 'Ad per the head-on collision settlement, the insurance company is playing chicken.'

"Customers without designated drivers must be wearing clean underwear."

"Yes, I know I told you that I scratched the car... You mean, you can't see the scratches?"

'Well! Well! Look what the cat dragged home!...'

Car crash.

"Someone has left this old wreck of a car outside...."

Lawyer to client about crash test dummy: 'We did a driving record search, and needless to say, we struck gold.'

'I had a little fender bender.'

Man to lady about overturned car: 'It can turn on a dime, and turn over on a quarter.'

'Loser on Board'

I coulda been killed had this not deployed. Thank god for my passenger's side handbag!

"You say you BOUGHT it and there's silly me thinking you made it all by yourself!"

'I suppose haggling is out of the question..?'

Tramp sleeping in car with registration BUM 1

"At least my reckless was wreckless."

"You can always tell when we have new patients who need glasses."

"Keys, please. You wreck the car every time you drive it."