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"I don't go out with girls who won't eat things on menus."
"How would I rate on a scale of one to ten?"
"I'm just saying what everyone else is thinking."
"I'll say this for Richard - he's anatomically correct."
Tags:women talking about men, attractive, attractiveness, husband, husbands, husband and wife, husbands and wives, couple, couples, long term relationship, long term relationships, long-term relationships, complement, complements, complementing, anatomically correct, unattractive, unattractiveness, unfit, unfitness, disappointment, disappointing, disappointments
"Yes, I would love you more if you didn't make mobiles out of old cutlery and beads."
Tags:hobbies, arts and crafts, hobbyist, hobbyists, mobile, mobiles, upcycling, upcycler, upcyclers, free time, pass time, pass times, unattractive, unattractiveness, couple, couples, husband and wife, husbands and wives, marriages, long term relationship, long term relationship, long-term relationships
"It's nice, but I fell in love with a caterpillar."
Tags:caterpillar, caterpillars, butterfly, butterflies, unattractive, unattractiveness, mating season, insect, insects, show off, showing off, show offs, show-off, show-offs, wings, butterfly wing, butterfly wings, reject, rejected, rejection, rejections, in love, falling in love, ask out, asking out, pop the question, popping the question, proposal, marriage proposals
"A man and his choo-choo."
"Well maybe if you really tired to pretend I was Cybill Shepherd you could pretend I was was Cybill Shepherd."
"Really? I've never known anyone in the phone book before."
Tags:date, dates, first date, first dates, flirt, flirts, chat up, chat-up, chatting up, chat-up line, chat-up lines, chat up line, chat up lines, the phone book, out of date, out dated, old fashioned, behind the times, phone book, phone books, bad date, bad dates, unimpressed, unimpressive, unattractive, unattractiveness
"The liposuction will help Mrs Miggins...but it won't make him disappear completely!"
'Do you have anywhere where they'd think I was good looking.'
Tags:travel agent, travel agents, travel agency, tourist, tourists, tourist attraction, tourist attractions, holiday, holidays, vacation, vacations, vacation plan, vacation plans, holiday plan, holiday plans, holiday destination, vacation destination, ugly, ugliness, unattractive, unattractiveness, good looking
"I've had the creepiest feeling lately that every woman in the office is not undressing me with her eyes."
If you could change one thing about your appearance what would it be?
Tags:frankenstein, doctor frankenstein, dr frankenstein, monster, monsters, mary shelley, beauty, appearance, appearances, attractive, attractiveness, unattractive, unattractiveness, body image, dissatisfied, dissatisfaction, unsatisfied, unsatisfaction, self-esteem, vain, vanity, self awareness, self esteem, self-confidence, self confidence
"I took a selfie and broke the camera."
Tags:ugly, ugliness, unattractive, unattractiveness, attractiveness, selfie, selfies, self-portrait, self-portraits, self portrait, self portraits, smartphone, smartphones, cell, cells, mobile, mobiles, phone, phones, cellphone, cellphones, photo, photos, photograph, photographs, repair, repairs, phone shop, phone shops, phone store, phone stores, fad, fads, modern fad, modern fads
"What a moron! No wonder we're an endangered species!"
"That's the last time I let you fix me up. She looks like a human to me!"
'Oh well, there's always Photoshop!'
I think I should point out Madam, we produce beauty aids not miracle drugs.
"She's been an hour and it's only for an estimate."
'Wine's slogan ought to be: helping the unattractive find romance for 70 centuries.'
'Mmm, I don't like the look of you. Besides that, you're perfectly healthy.'
'Cheeky sods! I'm sure they're mentally dressing us.'
'He keeps looking in the mirror. He must be a glutton for punishment!'
'Thank you, my dear, for taking the runt of my litter in holy matrimony...'
'I'm President of the Women's Liberation Committee, Vice-President of the local NOW Chapter...'