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'What did I do to deserve this?...Oh great, now my guts are everywhere.'
"I intend to leave this earth with that with which I came into it …. Thirty million adjusted for inflation."
"That's a great idea, Ben. I can hardly wait to take all the credit."
"First of all, I would like to express my gratefulness to all those wonderful ancestors of mine who helped to make this glorious day possible."
"I can't believe I'm here. I was never once found guilty."
"I'm keen on beefing up my self-esteem, even though I know I don't deserve it."
"Here it comes...my hard work is paying off...give it to me, baby!"
"I'm sorry Joet...I shouldn't be mad. In fact, congratulations! You saved your money. You deserve the finest ride on the planet."
'I know that I get paid for doing nothing... I want to get paid more for doing nothing.'
These are for being able to spell 'Afghanistan'...
Clancy: The Treatment I Deserve