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'Oh gross, manure.'
"Compost? I say it's manure, and I say the hell with it!"
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'Please tell me you didn't pay for that stuff.'
I can't believe it's not cow manure.
'I know that's what your father calls it, Sweetheart...but a nicer word for it is fertilizer!'
'Just think...our pies feed the soil,the soil feeds the grass,the grass feeds us...'
Betting With Cow Chips.
'I'm collecting manure for my strawberries.' 'I always put cream and sugar on mine.'
'I should have known years ago that shredded campaign literature would make good fertilizer.'
Cow Chips Happen,
'I,m trying something new...giraffe manure!'
'How's your job at the stables?' - 'I'd better dash. My work is piling up.'
Amish Bumper Sticker
'I tell you, I don't have a good feeling about this.'
Garden Shop - Top Soil, Bottom Soil (manure)
'That plant food really works!'
'Oh! There you are!'
'Now take a look at this. Someone is making a fortune, and it's not us!...'
Tags:cow manure, manure, manures, entrepreneur, entrepreneurs, entrepreneurial, business venture, business ventures, businessmen, businessman, fertiliser, fertilizers, fertilisers, fertilizer, garden center, garden centers, garden centre, garden centres, green fingers, garden shop, garden shops, garden store, garden stores
'That's the difference between you and me Jerry! You see a cow's bum where I see opportunity!'
When it hits the fan.
'The way I see it, money is like a big manure pile, it's no good unless you spread it around.'
Farmer loses his balance.
"Being a centaur has its perks but having to shovel out your own stall is not one of them,"
Tags:centaur, centaurs, stable, stables, horse stall, horse barn, barns, mucking out, manure, horse manure, mythical creatures, greek mythology, toilet, toilets, greek myth, horse stable, horse stables, toilet, toilets, toilet problem, toilet problems, plumbing problem, plumbing problems, personal hygiene, hygiene
'It's cool that you found a hobby, but I have to say that bag is really freaking' me out.'