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"I am the Lady of the Lake, and because thou hast defiled my crystal waters I must hence smite thee. That or penalize thee a stroke. Your call."
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sport, sports, golf, golfer, golfers, golfing, water trap, water traps, water hazard, water hazards, hazard, hazards, water, pond, ponds, lake, lakes, golf course, golf courses, excalibur, king arthur, lady of the lake, camelot, arthurian, literature, myth, myths, legend, legends, folklore, nimue, sorceress, sorceresses, enchantress, enchantresses, magic, mystical, magical, penalty, penalties, punishments, death, penalty stroke, penalty strokes, threat, threats, threatening, stroke, strokes, score, scores'... And another brand-new Titleist. And another... and another! Man, I can't believe my luck!'
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water hazard, water hazards, crocodile, crocodiles, gator, gators, alligator, alligators, trap, traps, trick, tricks, predator, predators, prey, preys, golf course, golf courses, golfer, golfers, luck, lucky, lucky day, lucky days, golf ball, golf balls, brand, brands, in the bleachers, bleachers, in the bleachersA golfer parts a water hazard, like Moses parted the Red Sea, in order to reach his golf ball.
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sport, sports, golf, golfer, golfers, golfing, water trap, water traps, water hazard, water hazards, water, pond, ponds, golf course, golf courses, golf ball, golf balls, religion, religious, bible, biblical, old testament, exodus, book of exodus, moses, red sea, parting the sea, parting sea, cheating, cheater, cheaters"Is that what they teach you at caddy school, boy? How to stare at people?"
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sport, sports, golf, golfing, golfer, golfers, caddy, caddies, golf course, golf courses, hazard, hazards, water trap, water traps, water hazard, water hazards, lost, ball, golf ball, golf balls, searching, looking, staring, insult, insults, insulting, grouchy, grumpy, moody, bad mood, old man, old men, man, men, unhelpful, education, school, schools, schooling, incompetent, incompetents, incompetence'He's an experienced golfer! Experienced in sand traps, water hazards and slicing.'
Golf course
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golf, golfs, golfer, golfers, golfing, golf course, golf courses, water trap, water traps, water hazard, water hazards, trap, traps, hazard, hazards, golf hazard, golf hazards, caddie, caddies, golf caddie, golf caddies, golfing caddie, golfing caddies, clubhouse, clubhouses, club house, club houses, golfing advice, golf safety, safety, float, floaties, floatsPar - A young salmon which you may be lucky enough to spot if you have sliced into a river.
The 'Gulf' Coast League.
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golf, golfer, golfers, golf course, golf courses, golf player, golf players, golf green, golf greens, sand trap, sand traps, water hazard, water hazards, beach, beaches, seaside, hobby, gulf coast, coast, coasts, sea, seas, ocean, oceans, par, pars, tide, tides, league, leagues"I would use a three iron."
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golf, golfing, golfer, golfers, golf course, golf courses, golf player, golf players, alligators, crocodiles, golf clubs, golf club, crocodile, alligator, croc, crocs, gator, gators, water hazard, water hazards, three iron, three irons, iron, irons, caddy, caddies, advice, golf advice, golfing advice"I'm noticing more water hazards this year."
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kwarky, golf, golfs, golfing, flood, floods, natural disaster, natural disasters, weather event, climate, climate change, water, water hazard, water hazards, golfer, golfers, golf course, golf courses, putt, putts, putting, environment, rain, global warming, extreme weather, spring, water, waters, ball, shot, rainfall, floodwater, floodwaters, flooded, flood water, flood waters'Be careful on this hole. The entire right side of the water hazard is guarded by a fairway...'
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golf, golfer, golfers, fish, golf course, golfing, golf courses, hole, water hazard, water hazards, golf game, golf games, sport, sports, fishes, golf club, golf clubs, golf ball, golf balls, underwater, fairway, hobby, hobbies, leisure, golf clothes, golf clothing'What're you gonna do, skip? Hit out or play a new ball?'
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golf, golfer, golfers, golfing, golf course, golf courses, water hazard, water hazards, alligator, alligators, gator, gators, crocodile, crocodiles, wild animal, wild animals, golf ball, golf balls, hit out, new ball, new balls, pray, prays, prayer, prayers, praying, in the bleachers, bleachers, in the bleachers'He looks desperate, and I'm pretty sure those rocks spell out the word 'Help...'
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desert island, desert islands, emergency service, emergency services, rescue, rescues, rescue team, rescue teams, rescued, golf course, golf courses, water hazard, water hazards, deserted island, deserted islands, golfer, golfers, golf round, golf rounds, in the bleachers, bleachers, in the bleachers'For the last time, Ken, I did not back over anything! You're imagining things! ... Now get out of the cart, wade into that pond and retrieve your ball!'
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golf course, golf courses, water hazard, water hazards, lake, lakes, pond, ponds, golf cart, golf carts, caddy, caddies, golfer, golfers, golfing, golf player, golf players, alligator, alligators, gator, gators, reversing, driving skill, driving skills, warning signs, in the bleachers, bleachers, in the bleachers'Jim! Where Are You, Jim?'
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water hazard, water hazards, golf course, golf courses, golf, golfer, golfers, golf club, golf clubs, golfing, golf partner, golf partners, croc, crocs, crocodile, crocodiles, alligator, alligators, gator, gators, danger, predator, predators, prey, preys, in the bleachers, bleachers, in the bleachers