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"It's from my Swiss account."
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Recipe from the American Cheese Council.
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Swiss Cheese Cow
"No, I'm not Swiss. Just a bad accident."
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The Swiss Arm-y Wife
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'They use it to make Swiss cheese. It's called hole milk.'
"I'm tired of his holier-than-thou attitude!"
Lawyer to client: 'I'm afraid your claim to have chipped a tooth on the Swiss cheese has too many holes in it.'
"You're playing with your food again, Eugene!"
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Swiss Guard Water Break
The plan to make the future Palestinian state look more like Switzerland.
Mouse maze decision.
Mice playing miniature golf on a slice of cheese.
'She's the only customer I've known to actually count the holes in the Swiss cheese!'
"You think you're pretty holy, huh!"
Santa 'Swiss Cheese' Claus.
'Aren't the Swiss Alps wonderful this time of year, Bob? Bob?'
'Let me guess...you're Swiss.'
'Personally, I've always liked Bordeaux with my Swiss.'
The Moon Made from Cheese
"It's his holier than thou attitude I cant stand"
'Good news, Sir!' We weren't out of Swiss cheese after all!'
Rat to rat: 'I have most of my possessions in a Swiss cheese account.'