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'According to my wife, I snore, and one of these nights I may stop breathing.'
'Wait, breathe or don't breathe? Oh jeez, why did I have to sleep through Lamaze class?'
How to run a marathon.
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And after our practice sessions, I can't stress this enough - Do not breathe directly into the headset. It scares people.
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'Can't we all just get a lung?'
'I can't promise miracles, but the lung-enhancement surgery should cut, oh, I'd say two or three minutes off your time in the mile.'
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In 'n out lung transplant.
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"Well, I guess if breathing through your mouth has kept you alive this far..."
Yoga class intrays - in/out/relax.
'Shortness of cash? I thought you said you were suffering from shortness of breath!'
"Could you stop making that breathing sound?"
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"Your lung capacity is excellent!"
'Well, you see, I went to one of those progressive medical schools with no formal classes or credits and students plan their own course of study so I never learned anything about the lungs,breathing and all that.'
Barbecue raises a cloud of smoke; birds and squirrel in tree above wear gas masks.
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According to global warming, it's necessary to cut the production of carbon dioxide. Please hold your breath from 1pm - 4pm.
'You're going to have to cut out this huffing and puffing nonsense...'
A pet dragon stokes the fire in a man's heater.
'He's got your breath.'
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"Breathe in...now breathe out. Excellent! Just remember to keep doing that for the next few years and you'll be fine."
'It breathes Igor... It breathes!!'
'We breathe oxygen in the daytime, what do we breathe at night?' 'Nitrogen.'
If the dragon was romantic.
'Don't worry his breath is worse than his bite!'