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"Ya, that's right. Blame the help!"
Tags:dog, dogs, canine, canines, house trained, house-trained, house training, toilet trained, toilet training, dog poo, dog poos, dog poop, dog poops, help, blame, blame game, blame games, blame-game, blame-games, waiter, waiters, cocktail party, cocktail parties, party, parties, server, servers, caterer, caterers, catering, blaming, blamed, obvious suspect, obvious suspects
"That's the trouble with pets. They're so destructive."
Tags:destructive behaviour, destructive behavior, destructive, destructiveness, pet, pets, pet dog, pet dogs, dog owner, dog owners, dog lover, dog lovers, canine, canines, dog training, house trained, house training, house-trained, dog trainer, dog trainers, acting out, acted out, family pet, family pets
"I see under special skills you've listed 'house broken'."
"Try to look housebroken."
"I enjoy younger guys, but they have to be house-broken."
Tags:age gap, age gaps, age-gap, age-gaps, dog, dogs, pup, pups, puppy, puppies, pet, pets, canine, canines, house training, house trained, house-training, house-trained, date, dates, older woman, toy boy, toy boys, older women, dating opportunity, house broken, house-broken, dating opportunities, obedience training, dog training
'Spot, you know you're not allowed on the couch, now get down!'
'Why can't you drink out of the toilet like a normal dog?'
'Hey, man, your dog left a present for you.'
"We're 'vermin' and the cat is a 'pet' - It's all so arbitrary!"
Tags:mice, mouse, cat, pet, vermin, arbitrary, mouse hole, pest, pests, irrational, protest, protesting, complain, complaining, complaint, justice, feline, felines, owner, pet owner, animal, animals, household pet, household animals, companion animal, companion animals, house-trained, domesticated, domestic, rodent, rat, rats
'I used to work at home, but my owners didn't like me doing my business in the house.'
"Man, why do they call it 'doggie-doo' when what they really mean is "doggie-don't"?
'I thought you said he was housetrained!'
Dog owner sees pet reading book, 'How to train your owner'.
'He's fully house-trained now and eats his dinner all up! You're such a good boy aren't you!' - 'Yes dear'.
'Quick! 'Tushy to the ground' stance!'
'Teach me to be self-reliant instead of how to beg.'
The Affordable Shredder
'Why always on the editorial page?'
'Your problem, Fenwick, is you don't take responsibilty for your actions.'
'Is it true that you were paper-trained with leftist newspapers?'
"Really? I didn't know you could house train them"
Although Bowser did seem to understand the concept of being house-trained.....
"I'll be right back, gentlemen - stay!"
"No no, I said sit!!"
Tags:dog, dogs, canine, canines, pet, pets, pet dog, pet dogs, dog owner, dog owners, dog lover, dog lovers, canine, canines, misunderstanding, misunderstandings, outhouse, outhouses, dog training, dog trainer, dog trainers, obedience training, housetrained, house trained, house-trained, dog poo, dog poos, dog poop, dog poops
"Phew! How long before one of these things is housebroken?"
Tags:babies, baby, dirty nappy, poopy nappy, poopy diaper, stink, stinks, potty training, potty, potties, odour, odours, odor, odors, house trained, house-trained, house-training, house training, dirty diapers, animals, pets, cats, dogs, housebroken, bathroom training, human behavior, infants, aromas, offensive smells