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"I wouldn't have thought baby boomers could still do cannonballs."
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"This is Mrs. Burlington Wells. One of my begonias went off by accident and killed Mr. Goodrich."
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Australia's Short-Lived God
'I thought everything stopped upon hit the ground.'
"The last thing I remember is hearing the doctor say oops!"
"It was just supposed to lift him gently into an upright position."
Sign Thrower accidentally murders passer by.
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What happened after the little boy threw the clock out the window to see how time flies.
CSI: Mother Goose Unit...'Hmmm...I'm beginning to suspect that perhaps mister Dumpty's demise wasn't simply a tragic accident.'
'So no medical exams are required for this accidental death insurance. . . what about any preexisting fatal illnesses.'
The Forensic Paleontologist
"Okay wait, it just came in. I guess he did text for help."
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'She's dead alright. The question is: did she jump, or was she pushed?'
"Quit griping! You said you wanted a light to see why the gas stove wasn't working. Well, a match is a light, isn't it?"
"Behold! NOW is the accepted time to repent!"
"You will die unexpectedly in an inexplicable accident."
Cupid accidentally kills one of his targets.
'Pretty ironic sir, looks like he cut his juggular.'
"We've got you down for a 2AM accidental stair fall... OK?"
'It's taking a core sample but it also took Herbie.'
"Witnesses say he was texting."
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Spiro & Pusho: The End
"Looking both ways isn't always enough."