Time-wasters Cartoons and Comics

E-waste - 'Well there's another hour gone on email.'

'Here we have a timetable for setting a target for when we can confirm a target for getting rid of more targets.'

"Put the Jack under the Queen....then come see me in my office."

"Do you have a moment to be late for something you just made up?"

'Right, I've convened these meetings to explore some concerns about the number of meetings we've been having.'

"When you spend a your time making backups of backups of backups.."

'Item 56, we need to schedule a series of meetings to discuss whether we should have meeting to look at whether we're having too many meetings.'

'I don't like to waste my GPs time so I always try and make sure there's something wrong with me when I see him.'

'Is that Mr Whateveryournameis?...You are one of only 23,000 people in your postal area that can benefit from our 110 off deal on new plastic window surrounds...'

"Glad I'm not self employed, I've wasted the entire day."

"What did you do to waste time before social media?"

"Quit wishing your time away!"

"I'm glad I'm not in business for myself - I wasted the whole day."

'If you are still on hold, ask yourself 'why'?'

'I hate to waste your time, Doctor, but I've forgotten what I came to see you about!'

The DOH is to explore the option of fining DNA's to reduce the wastage of GP's time

'After $20,000 worth of tests, we couldn't find anything wrong with you...so we're suing you for 'malpatient'.'

Chess - Player takes an eternity to make his move.

"We're doing a survey on the biggest issues in family life..."

"There's been nothing wrong with me lately and that's got me worried."

"Don't be silly - of course you're not wasting my time!"

"Just take the free kick, and stop wasting time."

"I think I'm probably a time wasting hypochondriac with nothing better to do than waste valuable NHS resources but I thought I'd come and get a second opinion!"

"Sorry to waste your time but I got better."