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"Down that road lies madness - not that it matters at this point."
"Great PowerPoint, Kevin, but the answer is no."
"You wanted to role-play - I can't help it if a doctor would be medically obligated to say something about your weight."
"Are you growing that mustache to make me break up with you?"
"Well, you're young, you're cute, so I was ready to give you a chance, but by lighting this cigarette, I'm afraid you've blown it!"
'I'm sorry, I must have missed my turnoff.'
"I'm not sure about your theory that girls find big dumb slugs wildly attractive."