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"I look kind of nice today. . . How long have I been this ugly?"
Tags:beauty treatment, beauty treatments, beauty spa, beauty spas, spa treatment, spa treatments, spa, spas, hairstyle, hairstyles, hairstylist, hairstylists, hairdresser, hairdressers, ugly, ugliness, self-esteem, self esteem, self-confidence, self confidence, low self-esteem, comparison, comparisons, beauty standard, beauty standards, standards of beauty, unflattering comparison, unflattering comparisons
'This must be how the 1% feel.'
"I'm just worried the knots are the only thing holding me together."
Tags:massages, masseuse, masseuses, masseur, masseurs, spa, spas, spa day, spa days, spar treatment, spa treatments, overworked, overworking, workaholic, workaholics, workaholism, stress, stressed, stressed out, tense, tense muscles, breakdown, breakdowns, falling apart, under pressure, modern life, modern expectations
"Getting a Brazilian has been nothing like I expected."
"Hey - I'd write a book, too, if I could find the time."
Tags:gossip, gossips, public bath, public baths, public bathing, spa, spas, spa treatment, spa treatments, beauty treatment, beauty treatments, jacuzzi, jacuzzis, hot tubs, book, books, novel, novels, novelist, novelists, writer, writers, literary aspiration, literary aspirations, literary ambition, literary ambitions, goal, goals, ambition, ambitions
"Frank you're starting to turn red, Frank?"
"I'm on a tight budget. Make it look like I cut at myself."
Tags:thrifty, thriftiness, saving, savings, economize, economise, economizing, economising, budget cut, budget cuts, family budget, family budgets, haircut, haircuts, hairstyle, hairstyles, hairdresser, hairdressers, hairstylist, hairstylists, hair stylist, hair stylists, tight budget, tight budgets, fashions, miser, misers, cheapskate, cheapskates, spa, spas, spa treatment, spa treatments, do it yourself, d.i.y.
Flower growing out of a face mask
"Sergio... wait!!! Are those vanilla wafers?"
"Now, dear, we;ll just forget all about Hitler and Mussolini and all our nasty old cares."
Tags:worrier, worriers, worrying, salon, salons, massage therapy, massage treatment, massage treatments, beauty treatment, beauty treatments, beauty spa, beauty spas, spa, spas, spa treatment, spa treatments, mussolini, adolf hitler, benito mussolini, second world war, world war ii, world war 2, anxiety, anxieties, relaxation, relaxations, relaxing, relaxed, masseuse, masseuses, stress, stresses, stressed, stressed out, stressful, stressfulness
Who knew this place had a hot tub.
"Another one so relaxed, she couldn't walk out of here."
'Slices Mandy! Just slices!'
"I'd like the mud and the hot rocks therapy. Tell me more about this slingshot treatment."
"It was the most relaxing massage I've ever had."
Complete makeover $49.95
'Here comes Tim. Rumor has it he gets hot wax treatments.'
Garra Fish Pedicure.
Hot Pie Therapy
"Ok, so I'm a little late...no need to tear strips of me!"
Tags:beauty spa, beauty spas, beauty treatment, beauty treatments, spa, spas, spa treatment, spa treatments, brazillian, brazilian, brazilians, sauna, saunas, tear strips, tearing strips, punctuality, punctual, appointments, beauty, therapist, waxing, pun, puns, late, tardiness, tardy, play on words, wordplay
"Don't worry: My claws retract..."
"Thanks, but a free sauna session would be wasted on me: I can't really sweat..."
Tags:sauna, saunas, freebie, freebies, special offer, special offers, marketing, advertisement, advertisements, pig, pigs, advertiser, advertisers, marketer, marketers, discount, discounts, sauna session, sauna sessions, dog, dogs, swine, swines, sweating, spa, spas, spa treatment, spa treatments, sweat, sweats
It was an expensive treatment, but it feels so good to be barnacle-free...
'Ahhh! You can just feel your pores opening up!'