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'The best revenge is outliving your enemies. I just wish I could remember who they were!'
At first she didn't want to live if it meant being attached to tubes. But before you knew it, they were getting along just fine.
"If you give up what makes life worth living, you'll live longer."
"No booze, no red meat, easy on the carbs... I've given up living so I can live longer."
'It's easy to understand why people are living longer today...When the Grim Reaper calls he gets an answering machine!'
"Haven't you wondered why I live about 50 years longer thank you?"
Did You Know That...Scientists in Illinois, USA, claim we would live a longer life if we were more like elves?