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"Well hey, I have tensions in my life too."
"Suppose I was successful, suppose I actually dug under the fence, then what?"
"If it would help I could eat the store-brand dog food."
"As best I can figure it's a sort of unpaid internship."
"My god, will I ever stop falling for that fake throw?"
"God, they're needy."
"I'd like you to come to the board meeting this afternoon. You can lie by my feet."
"It's amazing, I was the runt of the litter and now I'm in charge of a house full of people."
"Sometimes I feel like my tail is wagging me!"